That's nothing. The Atom is the SMALLEST member of the Justice League of America, one of the least of the super heroes. I invented Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, even the oddball ones like Zatanna, Elongated Man and Red Tornado. So you created a shrinking super hero? I invented ALL the rest of them.
I'm the guy who was contracted to build the Justice League headquarters. I have all the plans still in my possession. Feel free to interject any implied threat to the superheroes.
That's nothing. I taught man how to fly. I gave the Wright Brothers the design for their airplane, and when they were ready to give up, I said, "It'll fly, Orville!" I also taught Orville Redenbacher to make popcorn, but that's another story...
I stayed up all night with Red Bull and the Wright Brothers and got them smashed to celebrate the New Year! We could get away with it, because there were no Air Traffic Controllers, nor Air Traffic, back then. Today, however, everybody: Don't drink and fly. Be safe... and... Happy New Year!
While you were partying with the Wright brothers all night, I was saving the universe from destruction by Doc PC Supervillain. He was going to blow it up, but then I threw my can of Red Bull (which is bigger than yours) at his face and punched him to the next galaxy. New Year is only here because of me.
I actually helped elderly Father Time 2009 deliver the New Year Baby 2010, and if I hadn't, old man 2009 would have died and new baby 2010 would have never been born, and the entire universe would have come to an end! Oh, and I wasn't drinking a can of Red Bull. I was drinking--with a Red Bull. An actual Red Bull, an animal. There are very few people tough enough to hobnob with actual Red Bulls, but I'm one of them. And that's no Bull!
I can juggle 16 elephants, and then, throw in an apple and juggle and eat the apple while juggling the elephants.
People say I give the best toasts of anyone on the planet. Wherever I go, masses of people rush at me, thrusting their glasses into my hand, waiting to hear me utter the words that, if only they raise their glass, will bring tears of joy to their eyes and change their lives forever.
Yeah, but I got all those people so toasted on drugged drinking water that they were overly fascinated by your incredible toasts.
I invented sliced bread, which I suggested you put in the toaster. You wanted to make it a test for people to put their hand in (Dune)
I must quote one of my favorite philosophers before continuing... Thus, I shall move us up a step. I built the Great Wall of China, and the Pyramids, and those things are, indeed, greater, than sliced bread.
I'm so humble, I never want to take credit for my marvelous creations. That's why I hypnotize others into thinking they designed what I designed, and into thinking they made me build them. It's only because I care so much about others. The only reason I'm posting this is so that others will mistakenly think I'm lying, and then they'll realize how honest they themselves are, and it will bring them great happiness. That's how much I care about others. (I'm very proud of how humble I am. )