Bragging

I was the first one to use the word Cheese while taking a picture, and in essense, I make the world smile and memories last forever.

 

I created the word cheese.
And cheese.
And the moon.
And pluto (even though it is no longer a planet).

 

I created the planets, which were originally named Dopey, Sneezy, Grumpy, Doc, Bashful... just to be funny, I named the non-Dwarf planets after Dwarfs.

Only Pluto maintains the name of a Disney character. But when I created the Dwarf planets, I didn't name them after Dwarfs, or even Disney characters.

Pluto, I originally named Bluto. Other Dwarf planets original names included Olive Oil, Sweat Pea and Wimpy.

 

I renamed all the planets so that the names would make since.
Then, I funded education.
Then, I bought us all cheesecake.

 

You guys have done some great things, I acknowledge that, and I honor you all for your great achievemants.

I'm always the first to prop up another person. I'll always be your greatest supporter. I'm the best there is at promoting other people.

 

I created advertising and promoting and trained in those fine arts.

 

I create the finest art anyone has ever seen, better than Da Vinci, better than Rembrant, better than all the masters. And I can do it in my sleep, with my pinky toe.

 

I can do it awake and with.....nm.

Anyway.... I invented paint and colors, so that there could be fine arts. I also invented insturments and music.

 

I did everything that was ever done and is worth bragging about, and I was the first one, and the best one at all of them.

 

I told you what those were, because apparently you don't know. But since I developed thought and ideas, you feed off me to do what you do.

 

I can feed off you, or anyone. I'm the best feeder there is.

I could draw all knowledge of the universe and the power of the Big Bang from a single molecule of air.

 

I can make clear air for all with my new invention, and provide purer air for you to draw from.

 

I'm so devoted to pure air, I named my children Oxy and Gen.

 

I planted all the trees in the world so that we would have more oxygen.

 

I am all the trees. I am god, remember.

 

I am the one that provides you with your meds when you have your god complexes.

 

(reply to Humour Whiffet)
Sophia, the wisdom above god as known by the Gnostics, knows that. I should know, because I created her.

I also created those meds Becca gave Mr. Whiffet. But I know the falsehoods and truths behind all delusions, and their remedy.

 

I supply the ingredients for the meds, and own all the companies that make and distribute them.

 

I know that Becca. Don't you remember, I gave you those suppliers and companies because I have so many companies and suppliers that make and supply so many things, I just don't know what to do with them all. So I give them all away to people in need, because that's how charitable I am.

 

I invented medicine so that I could save all the sick people of the world. That is how much I care.

 

I cured them by pure thought. And gave them super powers.

 

I provided the power for the super powers.

 

I gave them genies that grant their every wish, and appointed supervisor genies to watch the genies and make sure the wishes don't turn out bad like all the old movies and t.v. shows where wishes turn out bad.

 

I made all the bottles for your genies to live in.

 

My genies thanked you.

I have such polite genies.