Can We Reschedule?

I had this idea in another thread. We have a meeting that we have to attend. All you have to do, is come up with an excuse why you can't be there and ask to reschedule for another time. Example:

We having that meeting on Monday?

No, I have to go to court for stealing a man's hamburger. How about Thursday?

No, I have to go to the Atlantic to raise Atlantis. How about Next Tuesday?

So on and so forth.

I'll start:

We having that meeting on Monday?

 

Sorry, I can't make it because I have to buy doughnuts for the meeting on tuesday. Can we reschedule for wednesday?

 

No. On Wednesday I have to hunt for Nazi Gold. How about Thursday?

 

I wont be able to make it on Thursday because I have to pre-chew Granny's food for her. How about Friday?

 

*checks weather forcast* Sorry, I'm going to be sick on friday. *starts getting out climbing shoes* Can we reschedule for monday?

 

I don't do Monday's. I get a rash. How about Tuesday?

 

Nope. Tuesday I calculate all multiples of 2 up to infinity. I'm at 371284589165871461897461857182468961947165192

How about Friday?

 

Friday is pin the dollar on the Hobo day.
How about Thursday?

 

lmao. That nearly made me fall out of my chair!

On thursday I'm going back to the future. How about Sunday?

 

Niceee lol!


Hm. No good.
On Sunday's I frolic in the woods completely naked to thank mother Earth. How about Saturday?

 

No, the world is scheduled for destruction on Saturday. What about Sunday?

 

On Sunday Jesus is coming down for his come back tour with five locations in five major cities and singing his greatest hits (All at the same time!). How about Monday

 

Monday Jesus has a hangover.
How about Tuesday?

 

Tuesday I'm going to a lawyer to edit my will and get an heir cut.

How about Wednesday?

 

Hm. Let's see.
Nope, can't do it. Why?
Don't ask stupid questions. How about Thursday?

 

Thursday? No, but I am a bit hungry.

What do you say about Fridays?

 

(Lol!)


What do I say about Friday's? Well I went to T.G.I. Friday's once.
How does Saturday evening sound for you?

 

No, Saturday evening I have a planning session with myself from next year.

What about first thing Sunday morning?

 

I don't do mornings. My therapist asked me 'how they made me feel' and ever since then I refuse to wake up before noon.
How about... Wednesday night?

 

No, I'm going to be on the moon to stage the moon landing (morons never thought of that when they faked it in the 60's).

How about tuesday?

 

No.
Tuesday Barbie and Ken have a very intimate moment in their playhouse.
How about... The Saturday after next?

 

Fox Mulder and me have to uncover a not so alien plot after being lead to believe it is an alien plot then.

How about Sunday?

 

I wont be able to make it Sunday. I'm having lunch with Hannibal Lecter.
How does Monday sound for you?

 

no can do, i'm scheduled to sleep on monday. how about Tuesday?

 

I'm going to a Ruby's on Tuesday to buy myself a nice piece of jewelry. Gottat get my bling on . How about thursday?