Can We Reschedule?

Sorry, but Friday I have to go and out-post Wreybies. I'm only 1955 posts behind!

How about... monday?

 

monday i'm hacking into CG's account and blocking him from playing word games. I'm the sherrif in these here parts!

How's Wednesday?

 

monday i'm hacking into CG's account and blocking him from playing word games. I'm the sherrif in these here parts!

How's Wednesday?

 

Sorry, Wednesday I'm due at the White House to help sign a few bills.

I'm available Friday.

 

Friday's no good i'll be busy making the next three Wii hit games: Mario 112, Mario Returns For the 12th Time and Metal Gear Mario.

How's Saturday?

 

Friday's no good i'll be busy making the next three Wii hit games: Mario 112, Mario Returns For the 12th Time and Metal Gear Mario.

How's Saturday?

 

Aw man, sorry, I'm going to have to cancel.
My brother decided to stab me in the eye with a fork this morning, and I've got surgery scheduled that day.
How's Thursday work for you?

 

Sorry, I am gonna have to cancel. I have to donate my earlobe to kids in africa, and have to have it removed.

Can we reschedule for Tuesday?

 

No can do. I have to perform a double backflip over a pit of fire.
How's Wednesday?

 

Hmm..Wednesday, no good. I have to skydive into a vat of chocolate pudding. How about Friday?

 

Ohhh, no can do. I've got to go dig up my dead great-grandmother and some others for dissection.

How's next Monday for you?

 

No, can't do Monday. I have to dig random holes in my yard to try and catch rain water. How about Saturday?

 

Aw, jeez, sorry. I'm busy that day. Area 51 rang me up; my alien child seems to be growing at an alarming rate, and demanding brains along with the destruction of mankind.
How about Friday?

 

Oooh. I would be happy too, but Friday is PACKED. I'm off to NASA to test the space shuttle.

What about Wednesday?

 

Can't do Wednesday. I'm being thrown out of a window repeatedly for the next 57 hours.

How about April 24th?

 

*searches through pocketbook* Nope. April 24 I'm bungee jumping with the Pope....it's a monthly thing.

Hows Saturday night? Maybe dinner?

 

Well, I would have loved to do so, but you caught me on a day where I have to shave twelve cats using tweezers. And they're not de-clawed.
How's April 11th for you?

 

April 11th? I would but sorry gotta commit facebook suicide that day.

Hows tommorow instead?

 

Nope, I'll be undergoing electric shock torture then.

How's midnight tomorrow instead?

 

sorry I'm out on adate with a Vampire

How about in an hour?

 

Nope, sorry. I'll be giving Stephenie Meyer a lobotomy [because maybe she'll rewrite Breaking Dawn and make it better]


So, give me 15 minutes?

 

Sorry gotta go do a Vasectomy.

Looks it'll have to be April 3rd.

 

LOL, I wasn't expecting that!

Uhm, so, yeah....I'm pretty sure that I'll be in the middle of giving birth to octopulets.

How about April 1st instead?

 

Sorry I'm gonna fly a fighter jet

How about next year?

 

Hmm... sorry I'm on a space cruise to Urans that year.

How about 2011 January 5th?