Can We Reschedule?

sorry i have plans to be unavailable at that time

Noon on Monday?

 

No good, can't make it. I have to freeze dry my hair into different weird styles to scare the babies that live next door.

How about 10PM Tuesday?

 

Oop, also bad. I have to go dart around Wal Mart, and forcing them to go to Target instead

Hows....oh, what about Sunday. Maybe dinner?

 

No, Sunday's not good. I have to stop the Japanese from resurrecting Godzilla.

How about noon Tuesday?

 

Sorry no good at all! I have to save baby dolphins from the waters of Antartica.

How about Friday night?

 

no, I have a funeral to attend on friday.

how about in five minutes?

 

What? No. I have to dissect a corpse then.

Tonight, say 7 pm?

 

Hmm..7? No can't make it. I have to pluck out all of my hair with tweezers at that time. How about midnight?

 

Sorry, don't ya know I'm gonna fight with an alligator then??

How's 19th Feb, 2004?

 

Unfortunately my time machine broke, could we do this on monday maybe?

 

Monday... hmm.
Nope. I have to bathe in three gallons of mountain dew slushies, then hug my ex until he sticks to me forever. Naked.
So, maybe Friday?

 

No can do i'm afraid -I'm dressing my horse up as a bishop that day and sending him off in a rocket to an outer-space bishop convention.
How's next tuesday?

 

Sorry I'm gonna clean out the Ganges River with m tooth brush then.


How does the next century sound?

 

Not good. I am having a headache then.

Next Thursday?

 

Sorry have to make food for a langar in the Golden Temple.


Hmmm......hows the 5th?

 

The 5th.....oop. Nope, I have to send stuffed animals filled with candy to poor kids over in Asia, sorry.

What about in about an hour?

 

Can't sorry, I have to shave my cat. (btw, I can't miss out the fact that somebody actually used this excuse)\

How about the 6th?

 

No, I'm supposed to do a few heart transplants and, such.

What about next Tues?

 

I'll be changing my avatar then, or maybe even sooner.

How about next year?

 

Sorry no can do because my job as the world's leading publicist will be in the way...

how about wednesday?

 

No good. I'm going to Osaka to eat the most poisonous fish, the stonefish.
Maybe Sunday?

 

Sunday just isn't good for me. I have to do a ceremonial dance of fertility at the nursing home.

How about Monday at 1AM?

 

Sorry gotta go and spend about a 1000 bucks on bone bracelets made by corpses with my best friend.

Hows Monday, the 13th.

 

Can't make it. I have to go and rob some more tombs, to make more braclets, because you bought them all!

How about the 22nd?

 

Naw, thats my bi-weekly space-phsychiatry appointment. It's a new thing.

What about the 23rd?