Can We Reschedule?

Hmm, can't make it. I have an appointment with my lawyer, we are gonna sue the planet Earth, because it made me trip and break my nose.

How about the 30th?

 

Sorry: I have to pop a throat lozenge in my mouth @ that time.

Last week to never instead?

 

Nope, I am drinking all the Mt. Dew, ever made so...

What about 13:45 next March, the 5th?

 

I'll be putting hot water in a mug during that time.

Next April 1, 23:62?

 

April 1, 23:62 I can't, because my clock will need repairing then.

How about 12ve?

 

No good. Can't make it then. I have to change one hundred diapers in a row, at that time.

How about midnight?

 

no good at all my visa to stay awake would have expired so i'll be sleeping

0800?

 

No, I'll be putting one foot in front of the other.


How 'bout never?

 

Sorry can't. I'd be bored and without money if we didn't have this meeting.

Maybe tomorrow at noon?

 

I'll be in a shoot out with Clint Eastwood at noon so...i'll be busy.

How's 1600 sound to you?

 

eeeeeh, I don't think so. I have to save the Earth again.

What about 8:30?

 

Unfortunately that's not a good time. I have to cast skyclad with my local coven in a nearby forest.

How about Friday?

 

Friday? No good. I have to shove dog poo into the back of my truck and go dump it in the middle of the highway.

How about Monday at 2AM?

 

That just might work for me...!

Oh wait... Never mind :/ I actually have to go into the past and make sure Hitler isn't born, how about say Next Christmas?

 

No, let's kidnap evil baby Hitler and put him in an evil baby orphanage in Tibet! Yeah, so I'll be in the time machine to go back and get baby Hitler to Tibet.


How about the week after?

 

I can't make it. I will be feeding burping and changing baby Hitler. He isn't evil yet, unless you consider the load he can drop in his diaper.

How about tomorrow?

 

Tomorrow's no good. Have to go have wild sex with Brad Pitt. (Think Angie'll mind?)

How about the second Tuesday of next week?

 

Hmmm.. I didn't know there were two Tuesdays in one week. But doesn't matter, because I can't make it. I have to shave all the hair off of all the dogs in my neighborhood, and make pillows out of it for the poor families in the area.

How about Thursday?

 

No, sorry, Thursday isn't good.

I have to count every post-it in the world before six P.M on that day.

How about Wednesday at four p.m?

 

Can't make it, I have to deliver all the dog hair pillows then.

How about 9PM?

 

No-can-do i'll be in a press conference for my regional sober men's fashion pow-wow

1700

 

Sorry...I gotta go watch Willy Wonka make history-he's going to replace his nasal cavity's secretion glands with candy glands!

Hows 29/4?

 

Not an option. The President needs my protection then.

Thursday

 

Nope. I'm off to blind random people with my camera flash.

What about at 1:30 tomorrow morning?

 

I'll be busy being blinded by a lunatics camera flash

Monday afternoon