Can We Reschedule?

Sorry. I only think in full days.

24 hours from now?

 

Mm... No, it'll be international "Do Nothing Day" out here in space so I won't be able to go or else I'll make Space God angry... What about now?

 

Sorry. Too busy wasting valuable time in the forum. January 1st of next year?

 

Don't you know? That's the day the Cheez Whiz factory will be handing out free jars of their product! I think it's safe to say that nobody will be available then!

What about May 19th 2012?

 

Actually, I'll be out stocking my bomb shelter all that week. How about two weeks before Christmas?

 

Two weeks before Christmas? Ack. I'm so, so sorry. I'm expecting weapons of mass destruction at my doorstep around that time, and you know how people get with big, suspicios packages.

Perhaps when the icecaps melt?

 

Oh, I don't know about that, I'll be making popsicles with Cyborg Jesus in Space Heaven...

Say, when hell freezes over?

 

Can't make it that day, will be too busy making ice for Hell.

What about the day after?

 

I'll be leaving on a trip re-creating the Titanic voyage.

Reschedule?

 

Ummm....well I could o next thursday...no wait I can't I'm spending the day staring into space and being bored sorry

How's the first friday of June in 1696?

 

I'll be doing a Gregorian chant with my giraffe back then.

How about tomorrow at twilight?

 

nope sorry I have a date with Edward Cullen (sorry it's because of the twilight part, I am not actaually an obsessive twilight fan)

how about the next time a star falls?

 

I'm sorry, but I plan on running around with a dustbin lid on my head and shouting at the top of my voice that 'THE ALIENS ARE COMING!' that night.

how about we met up on the night of eternal sunshine?

 

Nope, I'll be in a tragic love affair then.

What about the next new moon?

 

Oooh, sorry, I'll be buying the old moon as soon as it's available so I doubt I'll be able to make it.

Perhaps when pigs fly?

 

That would be GREAT! I think the swine fly is scheduled for next Saturday, and, well, wait a minute - let me check - Oh, geez! Wouldn't you know it - that's the Saturday I'm trying out for that new reality show, "What will you do if duck pooped in your ear".

Perhaps about 3:15 on the next Freedom for Freedonia Day?

 

I'll be chest bumping the Pope that day.


How about 4th of July?

 

Comeon! Be reasonable! There's no way I can train 43 beagles to deliver goose liver pate while standing on their hind legs - as you always require for each meeting. NO WAY near enough time - and YOU know it Marina!

Maybe July 5th?

 

No sorry that's my sister's birthday.

How about Dec 9th?

 

Expecting rain that day.


Could we reconvine in the mall common area after lunch on the 12th?

 

Course not! Jeez you always forget that I always spend the 12th of every month dancing around my house like an idiot wearing weird clothes. I mena after all I have been doing this since May 12th of 2009, your so inconsiderate!

how about friday the 13th?

 

I'm expecting food poisoning, a pop quiz that I fail, and an alien abduction that day.

How about 5 years later when I return?

 

I'm filing my pet kiwi's nails that year - oh geez - my calendar is sooo full.


Hows about in 10 minutes or so - on the roof of the west side chicken coop?

 

no good I'm to busy thinking up excuses to get ou of the next meeting

How about right now?

 

Where were you?

I guess we'll need reschedule. Does 5:18 work for you? - as a time - naturally I assume it'll just be next Wednesday.