Character Bar (Explicit, 18+)

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    Blade : "oh for fucks sake" pulls grenade from pocket "Fire in the hole "
     
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    Tax crashes through the door in a shower of glass and splinters leaving a tree shaped hole where the frame used to be

    "Is there anyone here who's got any yew tree in them"

    Aidan : "Tax, no"

    Tax: " are there any of the girls who'd like some ?"

    Aidan "He's not rhyming, watch out for incoming faeries"
     
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    Arin Hellant: I think you mean water in the hole. Water starts rising from the floor, slowly gaining speed before it is at hip level, rising to neck level at a quickening pace. I think you'll enjoy this trick Tax.
     
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    Jester floats by in the water on what looks like it might have been a table in a former life. He's wearing his penguin combat gear, with his Mini-30 across his lap.

    Jester:
    I heard there were drinks here. Whiskey?
     
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    Charlie: What.
     
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    Jester looks at Charlie.

    Jester:
    You talking to me? I just wanted a drink. The name's Jester. What's with all the water?
     
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    Ortlinde: *rushing back from Chatroom in to save the good whiskey from the flood*

    Can we please quit it with all the overpowered-character dick-measuring contests?! Aren't we supposed to be in here as a character building exercise?
     
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    Alec: I dunno, I think we could do something with this. Jester, did Oswald Cobblepot murder your parents in Crime Alley?

    Amy: And more importantly, you have my condolences for getting stuck with a Ruger Mini-60. I'm guessing all of the more reliable firearms got raided before you had the chance, and you can't get them anywhere. Not from stores, not from friends, not lying around, nowhere but the raiders who, by virtue of this conversation, have infinitely better firearms than you do?

    Alec: How can anything be more important than the penguin pajamas?

    Amy: Wearing penguin pajamas doesn't get you killed in a zombie apocalypse. Using a Ruger Mini-30 does. Either you blow your budget on the expensive brass rounds and you don't have enough to last as long as you need, or you play anti-Russian Roulette on hoping the cheap steel rounds don't jam when you need them.
     
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    Blade : I have to agree with the young lady, even this piece of shit * brandishes his SA80mk2 * is more reliable . Still it could be worse, you could have a Ruger Mk iv pistol and wind up blowing your bollocks off by accident.
     
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    Ortlinde: *setting fingernails on fire* and that is why I don't fuck around with guns.
     
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    Dusty: lights cigar off Ortlindes finger nails ... "personally I find it easier to use a zippo"
     
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    Ortlinde: You do realize that this bar is modeled on early 21st Century Earth, right? *points to "No Smoking" sign*
     
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    Amy: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

    Charlie: Aw, crap.

    Amy: [pulls the pin off a smoke grenade]

    Charlie: Where the fuck did you even get that?
     
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    Dusty "yay lets play" pulls a smoke stick from his jacket and sparks the igniter .... gritty orange smoke fills the bar
     
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    Ortlinde: Seriously? Y'all need professional help...wait...never mind, Amy, you tried that.
     
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    Blade *coughing* I don't want to worry anyone but it looks like Tax is setting seeds .... seems your tree is self fertile Aidan

    Aidan *waving away smoke* well that's .....unusual , I wonder if we can grow an army of little Tax's

    Dusty "if you nominate someone to make sure they get every seed, they could be your Tax collector"
     
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    Jester has found a bottle of amaretto, and another of whiskey. He's enjoying both thoroughly.

    Jester:
    Few things, folks. One, don't talk bad about Morry. Pats his Mini-30. She's my rifle, and she does just fine at killin' zombies. Second, I have no idea who Oswald Whatshisnuts is. Third, they're not penguin pajamas. It's a tactical penguin costume.
     
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    Ortlinde: HEY! PUT THE BOOZE BACK WHERE IT BELONGS!
     
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    Dusty - swigging from a bottle of Jack Daniels "We are putting it where it belongs"
     
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    Jester swigs from his bottles.

    Jester:
    I'm putting it away as fast as I can. He looks indignant. Dun' rush me.
     
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    Blade rummaging behind the bar : "hey there's a bottle of absinthe back here"

    Aidan : "Sooooo I'm having a drinking contest with a recon soldier, an assassin, two valkyeries, a bunch of criminals, and a man dressed as a penguin ... could it get any weirder ?"

    Blade : "Says the man who hangs out with a shape shifter, a man with green skin, a dwa - excuse me an exceptionally short human - and a talking tree"
     
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    Jester: I got a guy in my crew that dresses like a musketeer, wears roller blades, and kills Zed with a Mosin-Nagant. It can always get weirder. Cheers. Gulps the last of the amaretto and tosses the bottle.
     
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    Ortlinde: If you'd actually read our story you would NOT be going for that absinthe. You have no idea who that belongs to or what she'll do to you if she shows up.

    Rossweisse: Yeah, you've only met the good Valkyries.

    *Helmwige and Schwertleite bolt for the doors*
     
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    Blade : "shouldn't he use a musket... for realism"

    Takes a large swig of Absinthe and hands the bottle to Aidan ... "i'll take my chances"
     
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    Jester: Did you miss the part where he rides on rollerblades? Through a shopping mall. Killing zombies. Fuck realism. We're trying to survive and have a little fun in the process.
     
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