Character Bar (Explicit, 18+)

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    Alec: Seriously, how many friends you got? You really don't get what it's like to be friends with someone without wanting to fuck them?

    Charlie and Amy ain't my type, I ain't Amy's type, and she ain't Charlie's type. Done.
     
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    Hellant: I'm confused, has this devolved into an war on who can get the other enraged faster? I'm not complaining, it should be interesting to watch.
     
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    Dusty : sure but a girl like Amy's just asking for it ..

    Blade : you aren't normally a twat mate, why you starting now ?
     
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    Amy: It's supposed to be a way for us to learn more about each other by learning more about what enraged each other...

    Alec: We just ain't sure Dusty's emotionally equipped enough for us to learn much more than "Hi, I'm Dusty, and I just wanna be a miserable loser"
     
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    Dusty : says the guy who hangs out with the Richmond Ripper for fun, most people come across a psycho they shoot em in the head instead of taking them home and making a pet of them cos they won't put out
     
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    Alec: Seriously, what part about the word "friend" ain't you understanding here?
     
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    Dusty : so basically you're afraid to fuck her because shes a psycho ?

    Blade : Stop behaving like a Tory MP man , you've got platonic girlfriends, so have I

    Dusty: Sure but psycho girl said she wanted us to offend her...
     
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    Amy: The point was to learn about each other from what offended each of us.

    Alec: And I think we learned something about Dusty.

    Amy: He's a loser.
     
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    Dusty: no one much offends me

    Blade: that's because they are dead before you get mildly annoyed

    Dusty: Hey I aint a psycho

    Blade : yeah you just kill people for money, that's soo much better

    Dusty: Like you can talk

    Blade: I'm a soldier, I kill for my country

    Dusty : who pay you...
     
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    Hellant: Sounds like you're both somewhat psycho.
     
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    Hellant: And as for your relationship issues, perhaps it is best you not sleep with a crazed person. It might do your health good.
     
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    Amy: Wow. Wish I lived in a country worth dying for. What do you love about your country?
     
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    Blade: Its not perfect, in fact its far from perfect (til we stage a coup n book 2) but its what we've got, its shitload better than the chaos and anarchy east of the wall
     
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    Pumpkin: Hello, motherf*ers! We do introductions here too, don't we? I'm a pumpkin, and name's... well... everyone calls me pumpkin. Or pam, but I hate that. It sounds like a sissy name and I identify as a guy.

    Rose: Hi! I'm called Rose, and I'm a rose.

    Pumpkin: Have you ever seen a mirror, miss? You're not a rose, you are a daisy.

    Rose: I'm not.

    Pumpkin: You don't look like a rose.

    Rose: Well, you don't look like an asshole.

    Pumpkin: I'm practicin'. That's why I'm here. We can swear here, right? I'm probably gonna ignore you guys and eat some popcorn, but please throw me some attention anyway.
     
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    Hellant: I'm both amazed and disturbed by the two of you. Better than the rhyming tree I suppose.
     
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    Echoing on the breeze from far away

    "go and fuck yourself Hellant,
    you insignificant
    little pissant"
     
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    Frett: Did you hear that, I think I could hear it. In answer, might as well make a poem myself, "A talking tree is quite a sight, but such a scene can cause a fright, so shut your doors and lock them tight, a talking tree wanders at night."
     
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    I don't get what's going on but hey at least it's consensual!
     
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    Talking Toilet: Ew! One of you used me..
     
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    A young man of Asian descent, walk down WritingForum street in a middle of a night.

    "18+ Bar. Hmmmm, sounds like my kind of place. Nyahaha!"

    Takuma: *Enter the bar, taking a seat at bar stools*
    "Hei Barkeep! Pour me some Hibiki on ice will ya. Why is so dead here? And where all the striper?."
     
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    Frett: Now a talking toilet appears, that concept is quite weird. Though better than talking tree, though its witticisms did amuse me.
     
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    Clarabell:

    *Ashes on the floor*
    *Strokes his beard*
    *Orders another whiskey. Downs it.*

    Well now, I jus don got no liking to all them taxes. Think we all got a bit loopy there man.
    But anyway as maps used to say, imagination is matter here. If you want some strippers you gotta be some strippers. Me daddy tole me that, best motto for life there is and aint that the dog's honest truth! Another one here!
     

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