What do you mean fictional? I'm as real as anybody else dumbass. Nah no preferences, though I do really like spicy tasting kinds of blood, but I'm not too nitpicky. Hmmm infinite blood does sounds tempting.... Sure we can be Alcoholics Anonymous if you want, we're flexible like that
Amy: Anna, you've never seen Nosferatu before? Max Schreck as the vampire Count Orlok with bat-ears, no hair, and pale skin pulled unnaturally tight over his bones? Came up with the idea that vampires burn in the sunlight instead of just losing their super-powers? That's too bad, I loved that movie! Do you want to watch it sometime? The vampire we met looked like if Orlok was a woman. Alec: And naked. Apparently, the invisibility-slash-glamour spell she cooked up needs her real body to be naked for the disguise to work. Charlie: Which she demonstrated. Alec: Gyack. Least hot naked girl I've ever seen in my life. Charlie: Seriously, "gyack." If you'd told me that morning that I'd get strangled by a naked chick from the back seat of my car, I'd have thought that would be on the Plus column of how my day would be going. Amy: Lovely. Anyway, back to Anna, do you have a problem with innocent people dying horribly, or is that just something you're personally not into? Alec: And Rishmaran, if you want to conjure a villain you like, it ain't my place to tell you how or what. Just make sure it ain't an offensive stereotype like – Charlie: Really? Amy: "It ain't my place to tell you how or what." I'm confused.
I'm a writer. Relative to my dimension, yours is fictional. It'a philosophical metaphysics, not rocket science. Nobody here is real, except for me, because I chose to give myself a form in the virtual realm as the Rishnaran. Also, ghost pepper salsa blood coming up. A gigantic cup of coyote blood appeared before the vampire. "Here you go," said the Rishnaran. "By the way, this is how I do things sometimes, instead of the script format."
Alec: I talk about Caesar salad! Boss and I were walking into a bar to pay off a loan shark and his goons we didn't like, and I thought to myself that her eyes looked hungrier for violence than Brutus and Cassius at a salad bar, but that the rest of her face was level. Charlie: Huh. Didn't know that. Thanks for keeping it to yourself. Amy: What are you talking about? That's one of his best lines yet! Charlie: That's not saying a lot. Alec: You're not saying a lot! Charlie: ... Amy: ... Huh? Charlie: Oh, you're good. Alec: Take that back!
Let's see... I have "brother to the ruler who has a grudge against his brother for outshining him"... Too cliche? I swear he's still interesting regardless. He's a ghost, by the way. Name's Fiandarsh. I could summon him from when he was alive, if you want. Or, his apprentice, Zarakharn. He's the type who doesn't understand the concept of good and evil as necessary. A bit like Voldemort, but different personality. Also, has a nose. A long one, since he's a dragon. Or would you prefer... Mysterious and impassive, loyal to the villains but for undisclosed motives? Or how about... no, can't do that one, it'd spoil the plot twist... What about filled with insatiable bloodlust with metal prosthetic blades embedded into his skin as weapons? Or the former great warrior pathetically reduced to insanity from isolation? Take your pick.
Amy: Oh my God, can I be that one? BARBARIAN RAGE!!!!! Ha ha!!! Charlie: Just promise not to draw attention to – she's gone. Of course.
Nina: So we're talking about drinking blood....yeah...not my speed... *Nina has left the chatroom* *Vinya has left the chatroom* *Maha has left the chatroom* Rossweisse: Wait, so Lemming doesn't have one non-supernatural character who isn'the scared of vampires? Sinéad: Speak for yourself, Valkyrie-girl. If I'm going to be a snack, I'd rather be dragon-fried *Sinead has left the chatroom?* Rossweisse: Really? Anyone? ... Bueller? *Claramilla and Agnethe have entered the chatroom* Claramilla: Special Agent Claramilla Abelsdottir, Dansk Rigspolitet - responding to a report of suspicious vampiric activity. Agnethe: Wait, someone in here thinks they're a vampire? Thats almost as weird as that gore-porn cult from that other case. Rossweisse: Yeah, Lemming probably paged these two because their storyline is weird enough to be in here....and they need some development...but be careful, theor plot is DARK.
Oh I've seen Nosferatu alright, back when it first came out in 1922. Cool movie. BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT WE LOOK LIKE. Just....just remember that ok? And we don't burn in the sunlight either. I'll watch it with you, though, I'd love that, as long as you remember it's just fiction. Will it be just the two of us or will Alec and Charlie be there too? Cause it's cool if it's just the two of us. And I feel ya Charlie, that's not the kind of naked chick I'd wanna be strangled by. Of course being a vampire I can't actually be strangled but you know what I mean. Yeah Amy, I take issue with innocent people getting killed or harmed. What exactly do you guys do for a living?
How is getting dragon-fried better than getting drained by a vampire? I mean the latter is much more sexier to begin with. Also nobody here thinks they're a vampire, Agnethe, I am a goddamn vampire. And if you don't believe me, I'd love to demonstrate. I like you Rossweisse (can I call you 'Ross'?), you seem to be the only reasonable one here
Agnethe: Sure you're a real vampire. So we're the last twelve psychos I helped lock up. Trust me, the only ACTUAL monster in here is me. Claramilla: What my colleague was TRYING to say was that we're justrying here to figure out the facts of the case.
Amy: We mostly work in drug cooking and dealing, wiping out other drug cooks and dealers, we've dabbled in bank robbery after one of our operations got destroyed, and I'm a serial killer. Does that put a wrinkle in movie night? Charlie: And if so, do you need to punish me for being a bad girl? Alec: Wait, Anna, you are a girl too, right? That's not a masculine or unisex name in your world? Amy: Dude, what are the odds that it would be? Alec: "Our love for this man ain't hard to explain, he's the hero of Canton –" Charlie: Stop singing. Alec: You got it, boss. Amy: Alec, when's the last time you watched that episode? Alec: High school, why? Amy: I'm pretty sure you got the lyric wrong. Charlie: That's it, I'm out of here. Anna, you coming with me?
Zarakharn: Ah, a lucid dream. Excellent. Sartigar: [hisses] Zarakharn: Well, of course you would say that, you're part of my dream. The Rishnaran: Suddenly Zarakharn realized he was not dreaming. Zarakharn: Ah... I'm not dreaming. What is this place?
Anna: Hmmm...I think we can work something out. Moving night still happenin' ! Anna: It's actually more you needing it and me wanting it . Important question: have you ever been tied up? Yeah I'm a girl, genius. When has 'Anna' ever been a masculine name? C'mon Alec use your brain. And before you say anything else, Firefly is totally different. "...the man they call Jayne" Jayne is not Anna. Not the something at all. And yes I happen to love firefly. And I may or may not have a crush on Kaylee but that's beside the point. Ooh! Where're we going?
Anna: Rachel it is then. Or maybe 'Rache'? Anna: *lets her fangs out, her eyes go dark red, the red spread over the whites of her eyes, her pupils disappear. Her skin hardens* Anna: Vampire enough for you yet? (*she growls) *Strides across the room towards Agnethe, picking up pace with each step Alex: Anna! Come down, no need to kill people over something as silly as this. I'm sure Agenthe didn't mean what (he/she?) said. Anna: Piss off brother. Alex: Oh for crying out load this is ridiculous. *Steps between Anna an d Agnethe Alex: Agnethe bro you better either apologize to my sister or run the hell away. And I don't recommend the latter.
Ada: ''You have connected.'' Thomas: ''Woah.'' Lucas: ''Well, This is new. No signs of life for countless years.'' Thomas: ''Uhh.. Hello ? .. Greetings ?.. Can they even hear us ?'' Ada: ''Affirmative. All communication devices are functional.''
