*Rossweisse grabs sword by the blade and melts it with her hands* Rossweisse: Now that that's taken care of....
*Rosseweisse yanks melted sword out of Aidan's hands and throws it on the ground* Rossweisse: You mean the non-epic dragon-vs.-drunken schmuck fight that's totally not happening right now?
Vanna: I'm with June. Mind you, I had no idea we had a bathroom in the first place. I'm going to help Dav open the door, I want to see what one of these mysterious "daktar" things looks like.
The Rishnaran: You have no power here. Dav: Somebody get the bathroom door open! There's a daktar in there! daktar: Oh, no, tell me I didn't park over a toilet!
Dav: It's saying something! daktar: [makes screeching noise that fades out, then fades in again] Great. I park in the loo and now I'm stuck with a toilet. Klada, help me pick this up. Dav: Hello? daktar: ...I don't think we're alone.
Vanna: Hello! Don't be frightened, sir. Dav and I just want to welcome you to the Character Chatroom!
The Rishnaran: Oh, he's not one of mine. daktar: Oh, are you? Hello then. Sorry, could you give us a moment? We're trying to get a toilet out of our ship, if you don't mind... [heaving and a clang is heard] There. Oh, great, now it's blocking the door. What do we do now? Dav: You have a ship in there? How did it fit? We're not exactly by the ocean... Are we? There aren't any windows in here.
Vanna: If you unlock the door, we could help. I'm a Guide, you see, so I promised to help others whenever they need it. I can't dishonour the Rose Patrol by breaking that promise!
Dusty : I have some plastic explosive if that would help ? and a crow bar, 35 p in loose change, a fruit machine token, and a very fluffy toffee Aidan : WTF is a daktar ? more importantly is there a bounty on them ?
The Rishnaran: Could you have your friend wait inside? daktar: Sure, no problem. Dav: I'll get the door unlocked. daktar: You! I've heard you somewhere before. Where was it? The Rishnaran: Dav opened the door and out stepped a human, or something that looked like one. He had a dark suit buttoned to his body and grey hair on top of his head in a bit of a mop. Thick hairs protruded from underneath a pair of dark spectacles that hid his eyes. daktar: [looks up] Ah. That's where.
daktar: Kill what? The dragon? What kind of idiots are you humans, anyway? You see a living sentient creature that you revere in your own legends and the first thing you think to do when you see a real one is shoot it, stuff it and hang it on the wall! Um, you are humans, right?
Aidan : shall we have a drink while we're waiting ? Dusty Your round Dusty: so are you, you fat bastard
June: To be fair, only certain cultures revered them. Others wanted to kill them. It's par for the course, really.
Aidan - drinks a pint of ale and belches... "basically if its got a bounty on it i'll kill it, except owls... I like owls, and eagles... and Dav and Ed... i like them ......... unless its really big bounty"
daktar: What? Do have a problem with Scots? The Rishnaran: You're not passing him off as a troll, he looks exactly like a human.
daktar: Well, I do have sizable bounties on my head on several planets, but that's not important right now. Besides... [scoffs disgustedly at the gun] You couldn't kill me with that thing anyway. Do you mind putting it away?
Nick: I second that "putting the gun away" thing. Some of us are prone to dying when we've been shot.
Vanna: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Vanna Beaurenice, I'm in the Upper Fourth at St. Edith's Academy, and I think I'm the only person in this chatroom who doesn't want to kill you.
