Chatbox II: The Rebirth

My internet just came back up! Thank the Lords of Cobol!

 

Gods Wrey...its Kobol...if you are going to thank them...spell their name right

 

hahah, I sooo would.

I can only imagine what it's going to be like when she has real children. Poor things are gonna love their auntie Em!

 

KOBOL!

Oh, Carmina beat me to it. Damn.

 

Oops, my bad. I'm a lapsed Caprican, what do you expect.

 

My sister can't control her dogs to save her life..but her son is actually pretty well adjusted...you never know

I am so used to dogs, that I will probably treat my future kid like one. I have already caught myself saying "Good girl your-name-here" to some of the kids at the theater or at church. God, I have even patted them on the head. Next I will be offering them biscuits

 

QUESTION MARK!

AHA! You didn't see THAT one coming!

 

I wish I could take my nephew and raise him...not that my brother and his wife aren't good parents, she just babies him waaaaaay too much. I don't want my nephew to be a little sissy.

In other news...I'm having a really good time picking fights with people on my dad's side of the family. Seriously. I think it's a little sick how much I enjoy pissing them off.

 

You have had too much caffeine, Dan... LOL jk

 

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Sorry, what?

 

So, Dan. I've decided who you will be in my story. I've two new characters who have just poked their heads up to be counted, brother and sister. The younger brother is definitely you.

 

No, you would have to know my sister. She really isn't the "mommy" type.

 

Hey

Let hope for their sake that you don't take in into your heads to neuter them. Which indecently provides a neat segue into what I’m going to say next. Yesterday we had our puppy fixed, to stop him licking and poking around at the stitches the vet has given him one of those Cone things. Poor thing isn’t used to it yet and keeps running into everything.

 

Haplo figured out right away what to do with a cone...ram t into the back of our knees for attention. He got around fine, ate fine, drank fine.

Juneau couldn't figure it out. She walked with her head down then the cone would hit the floor and trip her. She walked too close to corners and got the cone snagged. She couldn't figure out how to eat or drink.

Point is...your dog may figure it out...or he may be stupid like Juneau

 

I think I'm going to take a break from my work, and go play with the baby.

 

Fine go off and have fun while I am only on the M's on this stupid directory

 

You're halfway through! You can make it!

 

I'm still here *Wrey says meekly*

My last client just asked me if the sound they were hearing in the background on my side was cows... It IS cows!! The people across the street just seperated the momma cow from her two year old baby so that she would go back into 'season.' She's not happy.

 

Haha I was at work the other day and thought I heard a cow mooing...odd, considering that I work retail, so I'm inside all day. Turned out it was the door leading into the storeroom, swinging back and forth and creaking in a weird way.

 

hello everyone!!

Wrey, I live in the country and just down the road are cows, I had some telephone company guy if he could hear cows inthe background and when I said yes... he went on about them for a half hour and told me he had never seen a cow in his life. It was quite amusing.

 

lol, was he from india

 

He had a really odd accent, but he was from Sydney Australia. (ultimately that means nothing because we have so many people living here from many different countries now) I'm not good with deciphering accents.

 

So, I have an announcement to make.

Everyone ready?

*drum roll please*

I have gained some weight in the past couple of months. My six pack is looking a bit more like a pony keg.

 

hey everyone
I'm supposed to be doing homework....
its not going so well....

 

Wow, a Torana sighting!

How are ya? Gonna stay a few minutes?