Chatbox II: The Rebirth

I used to wear headphones when I was in the dorms and wanted to be alone. One tiny stall, no outside noises (music covers them), close your eyes, and you are alone. It was the only solidarity I could get living there....

It sucked.

 

Oh dang, that is diabolical!


We are goign to build costumes, and a legit-looking set and issue a decree to the RLSHs of the world. We will stage a few publicity stunts, and see if we can get HULU to be a corporate sponsor (we would both be seeking the destroy humanity, after all.)

As such we will tenativly be called: United Legions of Unspeakable Horrors (ULUH).

 

There is a bathroom in the office between my office and my boss's office...but I always go into the church itself and use the public bathroom. That way I don't have to worry about anyone in the office hearing my pee.

 

That just made me laugh so loudly that the kids playing in the courtyard below my window are now making fun of me with their mock cackles.

 

That's groddy to the max.

 

Kyle, I have found the ULTIMATE REAL LIFE SUPERHERO.

MR FEENY
He will be a challenging opponent for the ULUH.



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Mr. Feeny!!!!!!!! I love him!

And I want to join this supervillain group.

 

I want to be the High Spitter. I'd stand on balconies, or those skyrides in amusement parks, and spit on the people below.

Wait, I do that anyway.

 

Where did you pick up groddy to the max?

That is like so, 80's.

 

What does that even mean?

 

Joel likes to stand outside the bathroom door while I'm in there and say "I can heeeeeaaaaaar you!" so I can't go. Mean.

 

hello everybody! i'm back from five days in st. louis (college visit)

i have absolutely no privacy in my house. even if i lock a door, one of my three younger siblings just comes by and picks the lock. *heavy sigh* a dorm room next year will actually be an improvement.

on a slightly brighter note, any other americans experiencing trouble with the digital tv switch-over today?

 

Mr. Feeney (William Daniels) is also the voice of KITT in the original Knight Rider.

 

Haha! That's...pretty funny, actually. Sorry.

When it's just my boyfriend and me, I'm pretty shameless. I'll walk in when he's shaving or whatever and use the toilet. It used to freak him out, but he's gotten used to it.

 

Gross to the maximum

 

I remember the days of bathroom lock-picking when I lived at home. It comes in handy now when Joel locks the door while he's taking a shower and I need to get something from the bathroom.

As for the tv switch, I don't have any issues with it at home, but we never got the adapter thing at work, so I'm sure when I go back to work, there will be no Berny Mac for me to watch on my lunch breaks.

 

It's not funny when you're trying to pee and you can't...

Joel has no problem whatsoever with me being in the bathroom while he's using it. I, on the other hand, won't go if he's anywhere near the bathroom.

 

I had tortelini for noms.

 

I run the faucet so no one can hear me...I do this at home. I don't want my hunny hearing me pee.

 

My X had a friend.... (god, do I tell this story or not?)

Ok, my X had a friend, who whenever he was over and my X had to go "leave the kids at the pool" would go and keep him company.

It was super f'd up.

 

*Screams and slaps at his monitor in shocked disbelief*

 

That euphemism always weirded me out.

 

Yeah, the first time it happened I thought there was some Snow White action happening off the bathroom countertop. (My X was addicted to 'snow boarding')

I was wrong.

My X, his bathroom buddy and this chick named Gwenn came as a package deal. She explained the whole thing to me and that it had been that way for years.

I went to see if I could find my DSM III.

 

Snowboarding - is that like waterboarding, but in colder climes?

 

Mmmm KFC. I'm gonna regret this..