Chatbox II: The Rebirth

Morning, 'Mina, Jonathan. I'm catching a few scenes of Enemy Mine before clocking in.

 

hah!

good movie bro, really retro of you, that movie came out when I was a baby

I wanna see 'hell in the pacific' about a Japanese and American pilot during WWII that get stranded on an island together. Its supposed to an inspiration for the movie.

 

I was 15-ish when it came out. It's full of plot holes, bad dialogue, and yet somehow... it's really great at the same time. I love how they captured that 1950's Golden Era paperback-science-fiction-book-cover-art-look throughout the movie.

 

agreed, good to see a young Dennis Quaid and lizard Louis Gossett JR. too!

 

For me it's the little Drak, Zammis. When he notices that his hands are different and that he has three fingers while Quaid has five
and he says, "Zammis get four, five?" but it sounds more like porr, pibe. So cute.

 

heh heh

the end is good too, they never show it but they mention him as a grown Drakk telling his family legacy in front of that council or whatever it is. Epic.

(what the hell was it called again?)

 

I know this was never an Oscar fodder movie and it didn't help that it was produced in Germany (it has that strange German cinema feel to it), but Louis Gossett Jr. does an amazing job in his portrayal of "Jerry." Especially during his pregnancy when he becomes all motherly.

 

agreed, cult classic

Wolfgang Peterson movie too!

 

Good morning to all. How is everybody today?

 

Bored...anyone want to entertain me?

 

I could try to tell a joke, but I kinda suck at it. Are you at work?

 

I only have one good joke, and it's really long and involved and doesn't work unless you can hear me do my Father Guido Sarducci voice.

 

I am at work and I am the only person in the building. Boss is at a convention all week, and I have caught up on all the work she left me to fill 3 days. So..bored.

 

I could juggle for you, but you wont be able to see me...

 

Hi, guys.

I had a dream last night (well...this morning. It was sometime between 5:40 and 6:20) that Angelina Jolie was at my house, and we got mad at each other and got in a huge water fight.

Man, thank god for dropping cocoa roos. I lost my USB drive and couldn't find it anywhere. Dropped a cocoa roo and in the process of trying to figure out where it went, found my USB drive! Yaaaay! Never found the cocoa roo, though...

 

Oh, that sucks.
Ok here is the joke. Like I already said, I really am bad at it.
Here it goes,
There were these two women, around the age of 89, sitting on there front porch smoking. It started to rain, one of the old ladys pulls out a condom from her pocket and snips off the end of the condom and slid it up her ciggerette and contiuned smoking. The other old lady looked at her friend and asked "what is that for?" the other old lady turned and looked at her friend and said "so my ciggerette doesn't get wet." Right then a huge drop of rain landed on the other old lady cigerette, making it wet and she was unable to smoke it any longer.
The old women went home. The next day, the old women went to the gas station and bought her faviort ciggerettes Camel filters. She then headed to the drug store. She walked in and went to the Condom isle. Sitting there for a long time the pharmasist saw the old women and walked up to her to ask if he could help her. She responded that she need a box of condoms. The pharmasist looked at her stunnded and started asking if she wanted lubbed, ticklers, ribbed, flavored, The old women looked at the pharmisist confused and said "I don't give a damn, as long as they fit a camel,"
ok there is joke, sorry if it sucked. Hehe

 

HAHA that's an awesome joke.

I found my cocoa roo. All is right in the world.

 

that was pretty funny Chandler!

what the hell is a cocoa roo?

 

Ha!

 

It's cereal. Little round balls of chocolatey goodness.

 

thats cute

 

lol why is it cute?

Joel loves them, so he bought a huge bag. I just opened it and ate like half of it.

 

I don't know any jokes clean enough to tell one here.

 

Neither do I...

Dude, wtf? The maid is here. I spent a lot more time than I am comfortable with upstairs with Joel's mom yesterday, and she didn't say a word about the maid coming today. Color me pissed.

 

So that would mean we color you yellow? hehe