Chatbox II: The Rebirth

Wanders in and double posts!

 

Did I?

Oops. Sorry. :S

 

Hey Chaos

 

Hi chaos, you double poster you.

 

^ Woah!

Rob is sporting the I'm to sexy to shave look!

Looks good on you.

 

Thanks, Wrey.
Yeah, I usually don't shave. (And when I do, it's never really bare. Got the perpetual shadow going, usually. Except that one time a few weeks ago where I cut the crap out of my face)
Figured it was time to change the pic up. That's me about 3 minutes ago.

 

It appears that someone in my building is the lucky recipient of a drum kit.

<-- not too happy.

 

Anyone know how to work a straight razor without killing yourself? Had a shave with one of those, it was the only time I really stayed smooth.

 

Should we take up a collection fopr you Wrey?

 

I remember once at the auction house where I worked during college, we had a collection of antique straight razors come through for sale. All different kinds from civil war razors to super deluxe ivory and even one jade handled razor.

 

I used to own one - it was a wedding gift. I tried using it maybe five times .. now it is a letter opener.

 

This is what Wrey actually shaves with every morning.



If anyone can teach you to shave without cutting yourself, it's him.

I bet it comes in mighty handy when kids get drum kits too.

 

I think I found a new letter opener!

 

I like sharp things...I want a big sexy knife

 

I've got a machete. Does that count?

 

I seem to have become addicted to crosswords. I don't know how to do anything in moderation. haha.

 

Should I pull out the old juggling flaming knives bit again??

 

in pen? (You can lie, we will never know)

 

I need to learn how to swallow swords...I know how they do it

 

Very carefully, Carmina.

 

tilt back the head and it makes a straight line from your throat down your esophogous to the your stomach...just need no gag reflex

 

Hopefully the swords they use are at least slightly dull...

 

Actually, I taped a show about the science behind sword swallowing. I used it in class for two years.

 

Yes, in pen. Though, I'm thinking maybe a should switch to pencil. Despite the cover saying 'Easy' crosswords, I keep messing up. Some of the boxes have more than one letter in it. haha

 

chaos - lol

They swear they are sharp, but I think even dull ones would be dangerous