A bajilion years ago we had a game that was a kinda’ the opposite of this one which had a fun run, so I thought I would revive it, but in reverse. In this game you give the next player in line a word to coin by giving the definition of the word first. Start! The special kinda of hiccup that is induced by the first swig of a very fizzy soda. You know the kind. It gets stuck painfully in the middle of your esophagus as you try to swallow and the gas wants to come up under pressure. Coin it!
Splurp. Next: A friend who is important to you even though he or she ijs embarrassingly socially inept.
A scapegoat! A feeling that you are dying for pickles and m&ms. at the same time, and while running, and have serious gas.
^ Retirtion The specific confused feeling one gets as you are looking at the front door of the house from the driver's seat of your car and wondering if you actually locked the door or if you are just remembering the million other times you locked the door.
^ Doorja vu The crispy black sludge you chisel fron the bottom of the saucepan after you burn the oatmeal.
^ oatpeal The phenomenon of only every managing to catch the last ten minutes of a given movie on one of the cable movie channels.
PCV - Post Climactic Viewagenesis The inability to do what you really should when there are so many fun distractions on YouTube.
Vidcratination Whatr do you call the sound of expensive tech toys shattering when dropped from a height or crushed under a moving vehicle?
Cryash The compulsion to attempt to carry 10 bags of grocery in each hand, rather than just make two trips to the car.
X-Y double haploinsufficiency The sad feeling you get when your 'New Subscribed Threads' list lists you as the last poster on all the threads.
Hyperpostic depression. The feeling you have whilst holding down the power button on a hung computer to force a shutdown, knowing that doing so will lose all your unsaved work.
Electron Flow Disruption Separation Anxiety (EFISA) The hurricane like noise some people make not realizing that they are breathing through their nostrils into the cellphone receiver.
PNRShone Nostril-Respiration syndrome the epiphany in which you realize that "idiots are flipping everywhere!!"
Superiorititus. When you wake up and you're not sure whether your dream was actually a dream or if it really happened. x
Momentary Reality Crisis when a hot girl sits next to you at the bar, turns her back and begins chatting with her friend.
boredophrenia What's the word for the dish of leftovers that has been in the fridge so long it has hair and a pulse?
^ given that it has a pulse, I think a species name is in order. biohazardus fridgidairous The phenomenon of speaking with someone who has a strong accent, distinct from your own, and having that accent slowly stick to you until it almost sounds like you are mocking the other person.
grodyruption The residual drugged feeling all morning if you took muscle relaxers in the middle of the night to try to treat insomnia.
wreymadeabadchoiceitus The knowledge that said bad choice is going to lead to a monumentally awful day at work.
pharmaremorse The stretchy plastic product wrappings that refuse to tear, and require sharp blades and potent curses to remove.
frustraticity. That funny feeling you get in your fingers when you see something you need to change - ie a wonky picture & you can't relax until its done. x
digibsession The dilemna between wanting desperately to take the last serving of crispy tangerine beef, and not wanting to look greedy.
The Cogito Complex when you have a rushed moring and forget to put on deodorant , then become paranoid that eveyone can smell you.
