OMGIGGSDD: Oh My God I Need to Get Something Done Disorder the feeling that you get when you have been on a bus for *4* effing hours, and you have 2 little brothers annoying you...and you want to give them a "special neck hug"...and you cant because the driver is your mother...
PBS -- Prolonged Boredom Sufferer Information that has been collected through studious research but is completely devoid of usefulness, and can actually leave you feeling dumber than before you listened to it. It is often encountered in colleges in the sociology department.
because they are Rebelsexual thinking you can hear mozzies in your room when you know there aren't any.
Mozzie Induced Auditory Halucination (MIAH) The severals moment you spend when you are not sure if the call you are on has dropped or if it is just momentary interferance so you keep saying, "Hello. Hello? Hello!"
Chocopsoriasis That awkward moment when someone says something completely absurd and leaves you speechless for a response when one is needed.
pediofungalphobia The moment when, out of courtesy, you're forced to eat something horribly disgusting.
Gagometric Pause The serpentine route one takes in the mall to avoid the people handing out samples and taking surveys.
Sodium view obliteration The annoying person in Micro Lab that thinks everyone loves her, but she's dumb as rocks.
Uninterruptibles. The unshakeable feeling that something, somewhere is going wrong and it's your fault.
