Coming up with a dull river name

I have a fictional setting which meant to represent a dull, rural county. The language for places in it is based off English Toponymy but I am struggling to come up with a name for a really boring, slow and dull river.

Any suggestions?

 

"Avon" is very common, but perhaps not boring enough.

River Drudge?

 

What about something like:
MossyRock river
Stillwater Park River
Oldbridge River
Avalon -- but adds mystery symbolism you may not want
there really is a "Boring River" in Oregon so maybe Dull River isn't a stretch
or
Associate with a name VanWinkle River --lazy literary character
or animal -- tortoise shell river

 

Why not just call it--Dull River.

 

I second that motion. Obvious sometimes is the right answer, unless its some deep symbol.

 

You could always just name it a color.
"Blue River"
Pretty dull to me...

Dull River is good too. Doesn't exactly sound like an interesting name.

Or name it after a person. Lincoln River, Washington River etc.

 

I like blue sounds boring, or maybe Clearwater << denotes no movement. I dunno.

 

In Boston, there is Muddy River. Or perhaps something as unimposing as The Wash.

 

Wet Creek.

 

Hey thanks for the suggestions, thought up a river name but will keep these in mind for other river names if the need arises.