Nah. It’s just I can’t get the image out of my head now lol. Don’t worry my friend, I’m not done with you Ever heard of prion disease? Not to mention whatever bloodborn illness your victims may have can be transmitted to you if you don’t cook them right. Although... I heard of this Japanese chef who served his penis at his restaurant for quiet a bit of cash. Apparently the customers found it to be a delicacy...
I'll make sure to cook them thoroughly... as the saying goes "What doesn't kill me, isn't trying hard enough" - WH40K
No I would say that you are a true champion for diversity.... And, like, that went south really quickly. I mean, first I'm talking about tucking my junk and the next thing you know we are gnawing on the Puppy. We do not gnaw on the Puppy.
What's this about arteries and veins?!? You've inspired me Link! Besides publishing my book, I'm going to become a doctor. My success rate for losing patients will be 100%. The hospital board will give me some commendation I'm sure.
I confess I had a huge $#%!ing beetle fly into my room! I hate bugs! I need the Men In Black to come and exterminate this thing! Where's Renfield when I need him!
Same. Last week I was texting on my bed and a huuuuge spider slowly crawled up the wall from behind the bed and went under the calendar hanging over the bed. I didn’t want to yell for help in fear of provoking it to launch itself off the wall and onto my bed. So I blew up my family’s phones on our group chat asking vehemently for assistance only to have my little sister text “No lol. Y?” I replied “Spider. Cup pleeeeeess. Now!” She decided not to help me, instead saying “Fuck you. Lmao fruitcake just kill it.” After another fifty texts without response, I then tried to shock it with a taser, which made it fall under the bed and disappear to my distress... I woke up the next morning with a bite on my wrist and the spider waiting on the wall in the hallway. The end.
Be nice, guys, or @honey hatter and I will eat you both for a midnight snack. I’ll be the werewolf to your vampire, honey awwwwhhhhooooooo!
(*slurp*) back from consuming sustenance. BBQ schnausages, bow-tie pesto! and WRC crashes for dessert! Factoid Average number of spiders swallowed while sleeping, in average lifetime: 7
I turned my desk, I'm sitting backwards in my room, if I so much as see MOTHRA! Or hear it, it had the loudest buzzing I've ever heard! I don't want it to land on me in my coffin while I'm sleeping... I have an open faced coffin. Daring vampire hunters to stake me while I sleep! I'll take there little toothpick and shove it where the sun will shine because I've torn there body in half... Fah! Vampire hunters I can easily take, bugs... I never understood Renfields fascination with everything that creeps and crawls. That's why I had to destroy him, the poor demented creature. He loved his master to the bitter end. That's why I didn't turn my ballerina into a Renfield. I would've thrown myself out the window into the burning light of day if I'd so much as seen her eat a spider! Gahh! Angelique go wash your mouth out with blood! Just the thought of that. Bleh... Bleh... Poem how did you @me? Fettered technology, I'm lucky that I can do this much. Do beware me villagers *grins* It doesn't matter if your naughty or nice, I take that back. If your naughty you will get a special treat from me. If your nice, I'll try and be creative when I'm torturing you with ecstasy. Poem can feast upon the incoherent ramblings of the virgins as they try to stop me from leaving. Oh and Poem. That wasn't a spider bite... that was me. Remember I know when you've been sleeping, I know when your awake. So on and tiresome so forth, so be naughty for my sake. So I can be naughty back.
Querrrk!?! Me getting high is like a bug spraying it self with Raid. Adderal is basicly meth with metabolizers - more than enough for me, thank you very little (*bulging eyed grin*)
You tag people in your posts by putting an "at" symbol (@) right before the username of the person you want to tag. I'm not too great with technology either, but it'll get easier. Oh yes, I will show no mercy... I am vicious when I'm hungry I knew it! You can't turn a werewolf into a vampire though! ...right? *Shivers and begins to feel a little dead inside* Haha, it was a South Park reference... Never gotten high before either, unless you count taking enough melatonin to hallucinate.
I'm so checking her out CT. perhaps she could assist me in my endeavors? I am singing these praises to my current favorite band and there sound. If you haven't heard them do so quickly before I bleed you. "Eyes like a car crash, body like a whiplash." *peers at Franken Fran* He could be singing of Fran.
I get higher than Giraffe nuts and I will not apologize....like ever. A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
SP the only time I get high is when I'm drinking someone's blood or flitting about the ceiling as a vampire bat .
