Confessions

Never has for me, I push it, open paint, ctrl-v, and save.

 

I think this is about the only existing purpose for the Paint program. It would be a shame to take away its one remaining raison d'etre.

 

Today I had heavenly pastrami that was so good, I still smell it in my nose!

 

This is an English language forum - is there a moderator to amend, please?

 

I have A.L.S. (autonomic Like syndrome)

 

Yum!!!! You're making me homesick for Greenblatt's (my go-to) and Langer's...

Confession: Pastrami and coleslaw with Thousand Island or Russian Dressing grilled on rye (a Haystack without the Swiss, in other words) is one of the few foods that, if it were healthy, I could eat several times a week. *Scowls, takes another bite of lowfat mixed berry Greek yogurt with almonds*

edited because in my half-awake state I called a Haystack a Ruben. Culinary Blasphemy!

 

Aww, no fair.

 

I'm an asshole.

An asshole that knows when he's about to be an asshole, stops himself, but is still amazed at the level of asshole-y he is.

To wit -- one of my friends wanted to make a meme where people superimposed her face on random things. One of her friends put her face on Jesus Christ and a Catholic friend said, quote, "Im sorry [REDACTED] not much offends me but that picture of Our Sacred Heart of Jesus with your face imposed and with a cigarette is not one bit funny. Im Catholic and that is just so wrong."

I wanted to respond with something petty like, "Get over it, sugar. Learn to have some fun. I'm Episcopalian and I thought this was hilarious as fuck. Also, [name of friend who made the post], don't worry about causing offense. Do what you want."

I mean, I did catch myself before I actually said it. Just...damn.

 

I am munching my way through a 100g bar of milk chocolate because I am too damn lazy to cook myself some hotdogs.

 

I know all about that... Time to make dinner.. awe... fuck that.. I"ll just eat these Wheat Thins.

 

The stupid thing is that I know full well that I am just postponing the inevitable anyway.

 

Yeah, I know! LOL

 

And yet I do the same thing every time. *sigh*

 

Would it help if they made chocolate flavored hot dogs?

 

Ooh, hey! Try chunks of chocolate in peanut butter!

 

Funny you should say that. The whole point of me buying the cheap chocolate was to make my own reese's cups.

ETA: Thanks to @Cave Troll for introducing me to those, btw. Very nice, and very moreish.

ETA 2: As he said at the time "That is where you are wrong love. Reeses are bloody good." He wasn't wrong.

 

This is more of a confessional observation. My 2 year old little girl 'calls' her biological father on toy phones, despite the fact that she hasn't seen him since she was around 9 weeks old.

Spoiler: Context

The foster carers do prayers with her at night for all her family members, hence how she knows his name.

 

This may or may not be found in my kitchen cupboard atm...

 

Sometimes when I am hungry, I will deliberately postpone myself from eating anything.

 

I don't think David Bowie's final album, Black Star, is that great. It's got a couple of great tracks on it, but overall it left me kind of cold.

You Want It Darker, on the other hand, may well be Leonard Cohen's finest, although you've got to get through the rest to understand why.

 

I watched Leonard Cohen's You Want It Darker Video you shared recently and I was blown away. I couldn't get it out of my head for a couple of days after and, yup, there it goes again. Thanks a bunch!

 

I had to pause 24 seconds in cos I was laughing too much.

 

I have twice eaten the tasty apple cinnamon snacks that were intended for my 2 year old daughter. So far, she has eaten one pack, out of four.

 

I have never behaved in an unseemly manner.