Huh....challenge...that sounds like fun. Great idea! @Shenanigator Another confession....I wear a lab coat at home and strike poses whilst wearing it. Sometimes acting like a mad scientist. Tell. No. One.
I tried. I'm still trying, because I found a sub-genre that seems to not yet be represented in the Kindle store, and I think I could make some money writing it but yeah, smut is so much more difficult to write than it would seem. Perhaps I just need one of those Deek* confidence shots, not like having badly-written smut under a second pseudonym would hurt me any. *deek=D-K=Dunning-Kruger
See, you could write something hilarious just from that. Guy who requires mirrors, for example. It's nerve-wracking as hell, isn't it? For the smuttier variety in the next book, I've decided to pretend it's choreography. It's juuuust a dance.
So here's the thing. "There is no heaven of glory bright, there is no hell where sinners roast." But the Catholics got confession right, or I think they did. My anonymity here is already too compromised to say more except for the fact that it's not the possibility of damage to myself or Mrs. A that makes me hold my tongue. The damage is done, the truth will only make it worse.
I...had honestly no clue what I was looking at, so I was about to say, "Congrats! How does it feel to be a new parent?"
Dear Abby I confess I found somone who is willing to contribute to my blood drive, it's going to a good cause. Me. I was just thinking last night, my first girlfriend had fangs she was born with, I loved them, then one day I sat next to her on the bus she smiled at me.... I noticed her fangs were gone! I asked her what she did, she told me she had the dentist grind them down... I was like noooo I loved your smile. I think she regretted getting them fixed without talking to me first.
I just adopted a baby Syrian hamster and had difficulty in naming him. My mom made a joke of naming him Mozart, and since I couldn't think of a better name, I decided to roll with it. I don't think my hamster will ever forgive me.
Mine is named Treble like Treble Cleft lol. We both have Syrian hamsters with music themed names, that’s kinda cool.
Oof, that reminds me...there’s this little jingle some of us horse people with an awful sense of humor have... Spoiler: Let me know if I went too far... “Ain’t no cock like horse cock. Send your asshole into shock!”
I'll watch you guys jack off a horse, then when your done I'll drink all your blood. Theeeen the camera man or woman who recorded the whole thing puts it up on 100 porn sites and bam we're rich! Go team venture let's do this thing!
He wasn't horsing around when he finished either. LOL. Like CT said, there was a man who would probably say "It went too far."
