Just for fun. Create a monster, write a few sentences describing it. The next person has to come up with a way to defeat it and so on. The Blatula A giant, boneless, sea creature that resembles jellyfish in appearance and texture but has the strength to take down a cruise ship with its tentacles. It not only eats the passengers but ingests the metal from the ship.
Sickzilla My monster kills yours. It is disgusting looking. Just plain horrible. But look close because it’s smaller than a pinhead, and it multiplies exponentially. Your monster dies miserably. The worst part is the little monster was developed in a lab.
Flamsta Is nothing more than a giant ball of fire that burns up Sickzilla, because germ like monsters can't handle heat. Flamsta originated in the ghetto when too many homeless people farted around a burning barrel at one time. Their intestinal gases mixed and created this ravinous beast.
The Gas-X fog beast: It seems Flamsta dies pretty rapidly after the Gas-X beast appears and relieves people of their methane discharges, since it can no longer refuel. Unfortunately, Gas-X beast also suffocates many people until they die.
Areo-sault-ick Developed as an advanced form of areosol to dispers water in the air, or 'fog' so that drivers could mount it on the front of their cars and see where they were going. This experiment got out of hand when they attempted their 666 try. It became a form of demon spray and killed Gas-X Fog in a fit of evil rage. Dispersing it into abblivian.
Reedzilla This oboe shaped monster confronts Areo-sault-ick. Reedzilla takes a stab at Areo-sault-ick but its finely crafted reed potitioned on the top of its head goes right through Areo-sault-ick. Reedzilla retreats into the darkness, blending in all but her shining silver keys. Reedzilla devises a plan. she jumps out from the shadows and toots a note so shrill and high that Areo-sault-ick is blasted into oblivion.
Notagodzilla Notagodzilla is a huge, towering, reptile. It has the ability to fire atomic-heat rays from it's mouth. Notagozilla is the result of a small lizard being exposed to massive amounts of radiation and toxic waste off the coast of North Korea. For unknown reasons, Notagodzilla HATES Japan and will destroy anything Japanese that it can find. Highly territorial, Notagodzilla seeks out other monsters and fights them to the death. Its huge feet easily crush Reedzilla.
Experiment 7-2984 An airborne sentient virus, which can replicate any symptom of any disease: everything from ebola to the klingon swine flu. Immune to heat and most forms of radiation, it easily infiltrates Notagodzilla's immune system and implodes his heart.
Grandmonster. Looks exactly like your grandmother, but when she goes to kiss you, she latches on, smothering you with kisses until you die. She then absorbs you into herself, growing 10 feet tall, knocking down buildings until her energy ebbs, at which time she takes on the appearance of someone else's grandmother and the whole cycle starts all over again. Her weakness is rebellious teenagers with skin piercings who won't let her kiss them. So for gosh sakes kids, go get a piercing and be rude to your grandmother! Your life may depend on it!
Rebellious Teenager This monster does absolutely nothing. No matter how many times you give it detention or send it to it's room, this monster will keep on wearing multiple piercings while going to the airport. It does terrible things like taking all the candy from the bowl at the doctor's office, double parking, loitering infront of the police station, ripping a single page from every book in the library, going out after curfew, and tresspassing on government property. This monster also walks on the grass where there are signs forbidding it, and throws empty styrofoam coffee cups into the neighbor's yard. Parents and teachers are unable to change the ways of these monsters, and Grandmonsters are easily defeated by the single blast of ignore that is send out almost constantly.
The Styrofoam Cup Monster Makes people too lazy to wash dishes, and grows and expands, filling landfills until, eventually, it will take over the planet. The scary part is, this monster is real!
DeceiMonster This is the monster of lies. Is the world really being run over by styrofoam cups? Is the government trying to cover it up? Is the styrofoam monster just distracting us from the real problem? Is there such a thing as the DeceiMonster? Is the world really even there? Or is it just an illusion? Is your friend really your friend? What is the truth? What is a lie? Does it really matter? Do you really matter? The DeceiMonster is working its way into every aspect of the world. You don't know what to believe. Like air it is invisible and like the tide it will slowly cover everything. By far one of the scariest monster yet. Or maybe it isn't scary? Confusing isn't it?
DecieDecieMonster This monster tells you there's a DecieMonster, and that all the scary things are lies, but the lie is that the lie is a lie because it's really the truth... Or something like that... Or may be there's a DecieDecieDecieMonster... Um... Decie x Infinity!
Absolutruth This monster wipes out all forms of DeceiMonster with absolute and undeniable truth. Instead of bringing peace and harmony, the truth revealed about evolution, God, OJ, Tiger Woods, and everyone on the planet, is the most horrifying event man has witnessed. Truth hurts. It's Absolutruth's mechanism of torture
The DoubtCaster This monster will appear wherever you go and cause you to doubt everything by saying, "Or is it?" or "Or did it?" or "Or will it?" at every opportunity. Every time Absolutruth reveals the truth, Doubtcaster says, "Or is it?" To the person the Doubtcaster is haunting, it happens all the time... someone says, "Dinner's almost ready," Doubtcaster says, "Or is it?" Someone says, "It's five o'clock," Doubtcaster says, "Or is it?" Mostly, though, he's just really annoying.
The MaYoLo Monster This monster is the most irritating monster of all. More irritating that the DoubtCaster, this monster attacks you from behind by calling out, "Made you look!" When a noise makes you look up from your work, the MaYoLo monster cries out with a "Made you look!" This monster often takes on the form of a young child. If someone cries out, "Look it's superman!" Do not look, because if you do, you may be sure the MaYoLo monster will strike again.
