Create bad poetry

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  1. Bjørnar Munkerud

    Bjørnar Munkerud Senior Member

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    Gunpowder Experiments
    I spend the nights in her suit and tie,
    just working on my tan
    It’s easy now that I’m in house arrest,
    I ain't got nothin’ else to do

    I'd like some time for myself in bed,
    to run around screaming in complete silence,
    and for someone else to be there,
    to share in their own contentment

    I don’t know what the opposite of dynamite is,
    even though I know about implosions
    I’m trying to reinvent gunpowder,
    but keep comin’ up with the wheel

    I saw myself the other day,
    walkin’ down the street,
    and he thought to himself:
    "What kind of loser walks down a street?"

    Or up a street,
    for that matter?
    Who even does that anymore?
    That’s certainly not in my wheelhouse

    I could use a wheelhouse,
    by the way,
    I've got a lot of wheels lyin’ ‘round,
    from my gunpowder experiments
     
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  2. PoemNerd212

    PoemNerd212 Contributor Contributor

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    I'm infected with love.
    It's oozing from my pores,
    popping out of pustules,
    exploding from my nose
    as I sneeze my disease
    of love,
    sickening, gushy love,
    all over your face.
    You're welcome.
     
  3. matwoolf

    matwoolf Contributor Contributor

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    Thank you, my puppy
    you spared my hair
    No creature, no man, no dog
    shall go there
    beware my hair
    in your underwear
    put it over there
    in the ashtray
    smouldering

    mmm. mmm, second stanza smouldering
     
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  4. Bobby Burrows

    Bobby Burrows Senior Member

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    Ode to the Load
    That Rose For You




    Ode to the load


    You helped me grow


    Ode to the load


    You'd never know


    Ode to the load


    That rose for you


    I think about you


    So this is my ode
     
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  5. katina

    katina Senior Member

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    still
    still
    still
    still
    still
    sit still
    all movement is nil
    or losing favours the spill
     
  6. Bobby Burrows

    Bobby Burrows Senior Member

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    You Liked My Post



    Alert of a like

    I am so witty

    I am so bright

    Albert Einstein

    Whenever I write

    Wait

    You liked her post too

    And his

    And everybody else's

    In fact the only posts you didn't like

    Were your own

    You didn't like my post

    You just liked your thread
     
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  7. katina

    katina Senior Member

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    I adore
    that does not
    adore me
    and that is just
    the beginning of me.
     
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  8. katina

    katina Senior Member

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    the world of
    slimming
    is trimming
    a bit of weight is
    a bush worth strimming. :supergrin:
     
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  9. Some Guy

    Some Guy Manguage Langler Contributor

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    Ooo, owchy it hurts!
    I'm laughing so hard right now!
    Love this fucking thread!!
    :superlaugh::superlaugh::superlaugh:
     
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  10. EstherMayRose

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    The Sun moves across the sky
    Like a Sun
    Waterfalls
    Butterfly wings
    Everything is big or small
    You may have noticed
    This poem doesn't rhyme
    And the lines
    End
    In weird places
    It
    I
    Feelings
    Smoky, ashy grey
    Stony, icy grey
    A bit more grey
    Grey
    Brown
    Black
    Like a soul hidden from the Sun
    Sweat running
    Rivulets
    Raindrops
    Cloudy sky
    No Sun
    Fried chicken

    This poem has no title because I am an artiste and I do not need titles.

    I will confess this was inspired by a poem at the critique group I just joined. I hope this places you in a similar state of complete incomprehension.
     
  11. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll Loved by a Sweet lady. :) Contributor

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    Where cushions are comfy, and straps hold firm.
    Roses are red,
    Zombos undead,
    His name were Fred,
    And Simon then said,
    Sleepy, off to bed.
    :supersleepy:
     
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  12. Some Guy

    Some Guy Manguage Langler Contributor

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    Necro like! :)
     
  13. Some Guy

    Some Guy Manguage Langler Contributor

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    Take a word, Nerd
    Not that word. This word, stupid Nerd!
    Now, Nerd, take this word.
    Put it with those other fuckin words!
    I fuckin hate workin with words and goddam nerds!
    Now, take this poem and shove it up my ass, so it can be all that it can be, in the can.
     
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  14. katina

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    in all the meanings of the words
    there is not a worst call
    then a cynical fall
    it is visual and appall
    it's best to stay small
     
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  15. Artifacs

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    Walking on the Moon
    Boom
    Grafting in the mind
    Wine
    Running obelisk
    This is what it is
    Belated horse
    Go go go !!
     
  16. PoemNerd212

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    Hey, skunk.
    Don't be a punk.
    Throw out that junk
    you have in the trunk
    before the monk
    sees the chunk
    of funk
    your friend the chipmunk
    put there till it stunk,
    you drunk hunk of a skunk.
     
  17. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll Loved by a Sweet lady. :) Contributor

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    :superidea:
    Have  a Great Day.gif
     
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    See the stars
    As we walk on Mars
    Approach your life with fire
    Since you, both can't handle your admirer
    Seek your destiny, as we all know well
    Although think twice, since Satan will see you in hell.

    :supertongue:
     
  19. Bobby Burrows

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    Damn you
    Damn you all to Hell
    Where you
    Belong
    ...
     
  20. minstrel

    minstrel Leader of the Insquirrelgency Staff Supporter Contributor

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    If we dug William Shakespeare from the ground,
    And set his jangling bones upon his chair
    And posed amongst his dexter phalanges
    The quill of a goose, besotted with ink,
    And commanded him, "You genius, time to write!
    There's suitable material named Trump
    Who occupies our Presidential house.
    Here are newspapers; read them and go nuts!"
    He'd croak, "You goddamned fools! Look at me!
    I died in sixteen sixteen! Your godforsaken country didn't even exist yet!"
     
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    Some Guy Manguage Langler Contributor

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  22. katina

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    less
    and
    less
    till fewer are
    best.
     
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  23. Bobby Burrows

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    [​IMG]



    My cover of a cover.




    Sweet dreams are made of tits


    Who am I to disagree


    Travel the world


    And spread them knees


    Everybody's


    Fucking something


    Some of them want to


    Screw you


    Some of them want to


    Be screwed by you


    (Guitar solo)
     
  24. Bobby Burrows

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    The times I've fucked up

    Almost got locked up

    When I stocked up

    My weed

    Why I seek it

    Maybe I just need it

    Or any day I can quit

    Yeah
     
  25. Bobby Burrows

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    Rocking and rolling

    Rolling and rocking

    Rocking and rolling

    Rolling and rocking
     

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