Create bad poetry

Discussion in 'Writing Prompts' started by Lemex, Oct 22, 2014.

  1. 31152104

    31152104 Active Member

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    Screen see I and type I do
    creating rhyming thing
    hope it does not sound like poo
    Anyway, type type type away
    words here words up there
    lets put rhyming word here
    and then another one down this way
    lets be fancy and insert a cockle-doodle-do
    See? It is rhyming with the above do and poo
    so, I'm a poet and my momma knows it
    but if papa reads my poems and scribbly-doos
    he throws the pages down the loo
    what must I do to get papa to love it?
    Maybe write about fiscal policy trends
    and cocks mating with hens
    perhaps add a verse about how those
    roman guys went into France
    and did a bunch of stuff, making armies advance
    but this looks like prose
    now
    so in here a cow
    and here a meow
    think that does it
    nice little poem
    for me to take home
    and I hope
    and ask the pope
    that this one not flushed shall be
    down the lavatory
     
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  2. David C.

    David C. New Member

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    Summer school was fun
    Until I missed the train
    and got baked under the sun
    wishing it would rain
    rain in California
    Nah!
     
  3. OurJud

    OurJud Contributor Contributor

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    As I was walking through Earl’s Court,
    into a pub I was lured,
    where a nosey pom said where you from?
    as I downed the amber fluid.
    I said get it straight,
    I’m an Aussie, mate,
    and I’m fixin’ to get plastered.
    But the beer is crook
    and the birds all look like you,
    you pommy bastard.
     

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