Buldroons and Welkies Buldroons and Welkies go off in the distance There clearly is no Earth The Mincers face no resistance Their old men die in childbirth Fortify the waning grasslands Protect the realm of Horg Displace the Grustles' hands In graveyard and in morgue The Master rests his sword tonight Never shall the beasts roam free Specify the metric system's might Release the wild balloon debris
The Boom Boom Poem I shake my boom boom, To make you boom boom. If you want to boom boom, Be true to your boom boom. Because love is boom boom Wear gloves to boom boom. And if you strike my boom boom I'll bet you'd like my boom boom. Now come on boom boom, And let's start the boom.
What Mah Helen don Did When I promised to love her she dint believe me Decided to grieve me and cruelly deceive me Den all a of sudden she finally bereaved me Dats what mah-Helen done went and did. Dat’s what my Helen did done. She left me to raise her three kids dat were devils with demonic eyes and hair all disheveled consuming my rice along my gravel with foreaheads receding and chins horbly beveled Dats what mah Helen done went and did. Dat’s what mah Helen did don Did don didy-didy Did don didy-didy Did don didy-didy- Did- didy did-didy Did don didy-didy did-didy did-didy. Dats what mah Helen done went and did. Dat’s what mah Helen did don .
Thanks. However, I am trying very hard to write bad poetry so if it is powerful then I guess I failed and have to try harder in order to stay true to the prompt.
Ta la la la la a cat has a paw when he's pissed he'll never miss and I wont need coffee in the morning...
Blathering Bertha broke wind Blathering Bertha wind broke. When Blathering Bertha breaks wind If I breathe any in will I choke?
This is not a poem about a squirrel Oh fuzzy fur and puffy tail Of which when pulled, You do wail. Oh how you store your nuts Of which you forget, You damn futz. Oh pearly buckteeth Of which you hide, While struggling to say words life leaf. Oh who am I kidding Of course it's a squirrel. I'm very bad at riddle-ing.
Yow Promised Kiss kiss kiss I loveya Kiss kiss kiss I care Miss miss miss yow missed me when yow threw at me dat chair. Bliss bliss bliss yow promised Piss piss piss yow gave So yow really wasn’t honest Bout yow need to make me slave. Zoom zoom zoom I leaving Zoom zoom zoom I gone. Who yow gonna threaten now With saber or wid gun? Boom bada boom ah, smack yak smack. Boom bada bomm ah smack yak smack. Boom badaboom ah Boom badaboom Ah- Smack! Yak! Smack!
Da Bucked toothed Beaver bit Betty The Bucked toothed beaver bit Bill The bucket toothed Beaver bit Eddy Da Bucked toothed Beaver bit Jill Da Bucket toothed beaver bit Harrry The Bucket toothed beaver bit May The Bucket toothed beaver bit Gary The bucket toothed beaver bit Jay Ah here comes the bucket toothed beaver I wonder whom he will bite now His teef look as sharp as a cleaver Wow! Yow! Owwww!
Gun-Toting Liberals Gun-toting liberals stab me in the face They espouse a word feud that's difficult to displace What awful displays They're a bloody disgrace Imam Francis of Athens stole all my golden apples He shook my hand, and then trimmed my nettles He let me into my house, and helped himself to some Brazilian spaghetti Shark Week is every week, or so it seems When I soak my pool with blood, they immediately come and get me Please don't broadcast that on TV Please, I'm begging you, Discovery I was gonna ask them to wave my taxes, but, nah, they're too consumed by greed The slaves have been imprisoned, and the mafiosos freed Watching Eurovision makes me wanna breed
Pistol packing mamas swaggering down da streets Dressed in day pijamas. How neat! How Neat! Lipsticked lips aglowing in da pale car lights Pistol packin mamnas-yo all is alrights! Pistol packin mamas- Hips like biffoaloes Dancin on my Karma Go! Go! Go! High healed red lipped baybays bilowing day breasts Pistol packin mamas yow alaways be da best!
Pot bellied and but jellied skinned I walk. Triple chinned with big wide grin I talk. With bulging bags beneath my eyes I gawk. To get from bathroom to my bed need luck. The floorboard broke I landed on my chin. They used a crane to lift me up again. My pastor said I must have hidden sin. My neighbor would not lend his trampoline. Granchildren always call me Goodyear blimp. The hipos at the zoo are prone to wink. Invite me to the waterhole to drink. Mistaken me for buffalo I think.
Play Me Play me when your heart is crap When you're in a hot air balloon When you're about to snap Play me on the Moon Play me when things just ... aren't great It'll be a massive boon Play me late Play me soon You can play me anytime, my love, I'm your favourite tune
She twiddled my diddle and said "it's so little" until it turned pink and hard "it's still not very large"
Hm. I wonder what esoteric human experience lead you to craft such a mysterious masterpiece. It'll always be your magnum opus, I bet.
when I saw you for the first time my knees began to quiver and I got a funny feeling in my kidneys and my liver my hands they started shakin' my heart began a-thumpin' my breakfast left my body it all really tells me somethin' girl you make me tongue tied tongue tied, whenever you are near me tied tongue tied tongue whenever you're in town I saw you on the dance floor I thought of birds and bees I barely tried to speak to you my tongue unravelled to my knees I tried to say I love you but it came out kind of wrong girl it sounded like min-oo-bitty-boo na-nee-ner-ner-nee-nung, nirl 'cause you make me tongue tied tongue tied, whenever you are near me be-dobby-durgle tongue tied whenever you're around
Oh shooey! Oh booooey. Oh shooey shooey shoots! The little bloomin blbbering Urinated on my boot! Oh fooy oh gooey oh gooey doooy bain Da little bummy bimper Is a dooin it again! Oh batty, Oh snatty Oh ratty tatty grat! Why does da grinnng grimlin have ta hates me all like that? Oh bessy! Oh Fressy! Ooh fussy fussy fats Cuz dats da way da grimy is Even Tanta Tause toes dats!.
