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"How the fuck am I gonna pay all this overtime for my shrink???"

 

"It was a dark and stormy night..."

 

"According to research by Shawn Rosenberg of the University of California-Irvine, "widow’s peaks (though more so on female candidates) were a clear positive. It was associated with being seen as more competent and with greater integrity.”" (via Wikipedia)

 

but I don't know Happy Mondays.

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The mouse and the froggie frog went to sea, in a beautiful green-pea hat,
They took some ham, and plenty of golden nuggets
wrapped up in a five pound note.
The mouse looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely froggie, O froggie, my love,
What a beautiful froggie you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful froggie you are!"

 

A dude trying to ask a women out while she's dancing. Poor fool, girls just wanna have fun.

 

BLAM the new song album of the year !!

 

"Dare I dance? In flames- oh what a rush! Dance so hot I make the Devil blush."

 

Peddles lay in a most unexpected place...

 

Hi do you need a lift??

 

*Spanish guitar instrumental*

 

What is that you drinking>??

 

Cooling off on a hot summer day

 

Why ride your bike while trying to cool off?

 

Now where are those shoes gone !!

 

"midsummer's night dream"

 

Dead forever

 

...They call them digits, or technically they're known as the "phalanges"
My joints connected up inside me
Way down deep inside my body...

Spoiler: citation

Here I Stand Before Me, 1993, Crash Test Dummies, from the album God Shuffled His Feet.

 

Is it just me that sees a penis and not an elephant's trunk?

 

"Grandma, no! Bad psycho grandma, bad! Back downstairs with you, crazy hag!"

 

12gauge crainial relocation experiment: successful.

 

"Did I just write that comment? Regrets!"

 

do these glasses look good on me?

 

"Honey, does this dress make my butt look big?"

 

"Of course not, dear. You're head is just small."

 

'oh no what have I done now!!