In Kokimo, Indiana today, a 25 year old man held up a convenience store. Waving a gun at the clerk, he demanded cash and cigarettes. When the clerk complied, the 25-year old criminal genius tucked the gun into his waisband, whereupon the weapon discharged. The bullet passed through his right testicle and into his left calf. The thief took the money and cigarettes, and ran from the store to his grandmother's house several blocks away. He told her he had been shot when someone robbed him. She took him to teh hospital for treatment. The police astutely made the connection between the conveneince store robber and the mugging victim, and placed them under arrest. The testicle was beyond repair. However, with one left, there is still the distressing possibility that he may yet breed.
Uh uh. The Darwin Award is only bestowed if they are prevented from breeding afterwards, due to death or loss of necessary equipment. So it's a half-Darwin. Now if he didn't learn the first time...
lol, Well, perhaps (hopefully) the other was damaged. This just reminds me so much of the movie Idiocracy.
NO FIST! > reference to an Australian TV show- double the fist.. funny, stupid show... but what an idiot. ROFLMFAO!!!!
