That's the only rule, so heeeeere goes: "I've often thought about becoming a golf club" - CaddyShack "Everything I say is a lie... " - Mr Spock, Star Trek (orig) "Sometimes I just kill myself" - The Joker (Nicolson) "Oh no, my young a-pren-tice, you will find, it is you who are mis-taken, about a great... many... thingzz" - (? guess who?)
