Bah! For the longest time this year I thought they would be doing Henry V at the Shakespeare festival this summer. But it turns out I was wrong ... BECAUSE THEY'RE DOING TITUS ANDRONICUS. That's like ... the worst tragedy ever written. Tons of people die, there's rape, and cutting out of tongues, and hands, and people dressed as revenge, and people knowing that whomever is dressed up as revenge is really just Tamora and her little sons of grossness. I'm pretty psyched. I wanna get a close seat so that I can get drenched in fake blood.