Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by EFMingo, Oct 25, 2019.
She's so ugly, it look liked someone started a fire on her forehead and beat it out with an axe.
Recently discovered my current favourite insult through British grime lyrics.
Speng - 'An idiot, dumbass fool etc.'
"You're such a speng."
Sometimes people will drone on and on about their children, which normally is is fine in small doses because I had (5) myself, so I will often quip, "I love children too, slice them thin and dip them in mint jelly and they taste just like lamb."
It is tongue in cheek hyperbole of course, but gets some funny reactions!
“STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!”
~ Arnold J Rimmer, Red Dwarf.
It's like she overdosed on phenobarbiedoll.
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