Winston Churchill is such a good study for authors, whom have and will base characters on him. He had an incredibly quick wit, was a mass murderer and was also instrumental in saving Britain during WW2. He is the epitome of a conflicted villain or hero, except that he was real! Here are some of Churchill's jokes and insults.
More of a traditional curse than an insult, but: "May you never again be as happy as you are at this moment."
Some of them are rather amusing. My favourite was his response to being disturbed on the toilet by the Lord Privy Seal “Tell him I can only deal with one shit at a time!”
“Let’s do this!” How about you piss off instead, and leave me happily vegetating in front of my TV with my family-size pack of Skips?
A bit simple, but my wife just uses "man-face". I don't even know why that would be an insult but she has used it so much it now feels like one.
It just creeps me out! I hate all those adverts. It seems cult-like. You start off exercising with a 'personal trainer' and end up selling your soul to the Devil. It feels like there's a catch somewhere.
All the time this thread has been running, and nobody has yet mentioned, "Your mother wears combat boots." https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080311191706AAD3Vgf
It's a classic, but isn't really an insult anymore. All those alt/rocker chicks who wore Doc Martins in the 90s have kids old enough to understand yo-mama jokes now. I still bust it out in real life but only to see if anyone gets the nostalgia bit.
Most people now don't understand the insult like: "Your mother wears combat boots." "What's that supposed to mean? She's allergic to leather"
