Favorite Quotes

In the beginning there was nothing, and it exploded.

- Terry Pratchett

 

He who sees himself as 7th last may in fact be one of the placegetters if enough are disqualified.

 

Another sequel in the series?

 

He who laughs last obviously didn't get the joke the first time.

 

"Your right to swing your arm ends where the other person's nose begins." - my dad used to say that!

 

"The best way to deal with kids is to turn them against each other until they've worn themselves out."

-Richard Watterson

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Money can't buy happiness but it'll sure keep a mess of grief off your front porch.

- James Lee Burke

 

I'd buy that, for a dollar - Dave

 

If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.

- Dorothy Parker

 

Y'know, I see his point, but the fact is, there are some people who are just flat-out bone-stupid in every arena.

 

He never said that, is faasthhscboooke x

Not that, that...

 

When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It.
- Yogi Berra

 

“Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.”

― attributed to Leonardo da Vinci

 

What do you mean God doesnt have a sense of humour? He created you for a start.

 

Here it is my friend.

 

Albert who... ?

 

'Is the glass half full or half empty?'

Neither. The glass is too large. - An obscure young man