Favorite Quotes

I'm saying nothing.

 

You are aware that we have a mental health support thread, don't you? Maybe this post belongs there.

 

Can I have coffee?

 

That's enuf o' yer sex toys, prevert!

 

It's a coffee maker, you can see the cups underneath.

 

I once saw a shoe shop in a small midwestern US (Illinois) town called, "The S&M Shoe Shop", and when I asked if you had to pay extra for shoes that hurt your feet, all I got was quizzical looks.

 

"Laying in bed still trying to force myself to roll out like a transformer." @Kinzvlle

 

Yes you can, but that's because you haven't yet eaten the cake.

 

absolute truth

 

Write a short story every week. It's not possible to write 52 bad short stories in a row.

- Ray Bradbury

 

I don't know about that ....

But it's the same philosophy by which Tom Paxton approached songwriting. He vowed to write one song every day. He knew that 99% of them would be absolute garbage, but the remainder might actually be worth something.