"Basically, it's a velociraptor with a fur coat and an outsize sense of entitlement." I love this definition of a cat from The Rhesus Chart:A Laundry Files novel by Charles Stross
If given a choice of which one I'd prefer sleeping on my sofa, then I agree. At least you know the snail is moving.
Same with Bacardi 151 and a Zippo... Actually, you can probably fuel a Zippo with 151. Come to think of it, you can probably fuel a cheetah with 151, and if it's well-enough fueled, you might have a running chance, so long as your swerves don't coincide with its staggers.... Off to the Flash Fiction prompt threads I go!!!!
Doesn't work. Or maybe it's just the Swedish slugs that have mutated into monsters... We have tried to pour salt on slugs several times. And several times on the same slug. They just shrug it of in a sticky, slimy mess and keep going with their eat-every-last-green-thing-in-your-garden business.
^^^^^ THIS!! That's meee! Yes! Grow chilis next to your edibles. They hate that. No major effect on taste.
