Here's a game I just came up with. Describe a normal, non-ironic situation, for example: Today, I ate a pizza. Then the next player adds information to make the situation ironic. I had to watch my weight, so I ordered a vegetarian pizza with mozarella. Unfortunately, the take-out pizza place was out of mozarella, so they gave me triple cheese as compensation. and adds another non-ironic situation for the next player. No member may post more than once per ten-post page, nor respond to his or her own post (at a page boundary). First one: I paid $15 000 for my new car.