And speaking of great 70's commercials we all remember (those of the appropriate age): "Never had it, never will." Oh man—rule of thumb for this thread—if you're not responding right after Louanne Learning, you better be super quick about it, or whe will beat you to the punch every time!! Oh... her response has been there for 16 minutes? Oops...
I have a memory of my dad putting on big plastic costume glasses with an attached huge shnozzola and doing his best Jimmy Durante impression: "Cha, cha, cha - Everybody wants to get into the act."
