You're not alone. My entire life in the U.S. I was the little spoon pining for an even littler spoon and there were none to be found in the drawer. Had to come to Puerto Rico - equatorial people are, on the whole, rather shorter and stockier than those of more northerly climes - to find my perfect little muscle-cubbie.
Aww, you sure you wouldn't enjoy cradling into my chest while I softly stroke your back fur and gently sing "Here I am! Rock me like a hurricane," into your ear.
Ah, yes, the Maasai. Forever throwing into doubt anything the rest of us equitorials have to say about ourselves.
Perhaps you should just go all out with a full body front to back massage, by the time you are done they are butter in your hands.
Hand size doesn't matter. Honestly, I prefer people with smaller hands particularly any males that I find visually appealing. I know several people like that so I'm not the only person who feels that way. Big hands can also be annoying when it comes to glove shopping. I can't wear the super cool looking gloves because my hands are bigger than most female-oriented gloves allowed yet male-oriented gloves are too big. Anyway, don't fret about hand size. As others have said, there's other things that are more important.
My friend was telling me he went to Antigua and they sold 'boob growth cream' in the 'store' - and so he brought home three jars on the aeroplane 'for his wife,' he said, and she tried some on her chests, and then he applied some cream elsewhere, and it tingled at first but he spent three hours in the shower trying to scrub it off. He thinks maybe he bought the wrong stuff. It only turned his entire groin red which is a result of sorts - without the blisters, although this sounds like an interesting product if anybody's in the region with small hands.
