[SIZE=+3]Ladies and Gentlemen,[/SIZE] IT'S CARMINA'S BIRTHDAY! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY [SIZE=+3]BIRTHDAY!!![/SIZE] I made you a present. [size=-3]You may have fooled the site, but Facebook never lies![/size]
Happeeeh Happeeeeh Birthday Carminaaaaa!! I've created the perfect Birthday scenario for you: [Carmina is sat at her work desk at church, scrolling up and down the forums on your computer, when the lights go dim and the walls are pulled apart to reveal a stage and backlights] [Steve comes out with the dogs all dressed in Tuxedos. He whips out an amazing version of 'Happy Birthday' and takes 'Mina for a spin on the dance floor. An audience appears out of nowhere to applaude and Carmina is handed a $1000 bunch of roses, A sparkling diamondvTiara, and a 'Most beatiful woman on the planet' award] Steve: Jen, I love you so much, and I have some fantastic news. I've just landed a $1,000,000 a year salary with my new job and you'll never have to work again. Also, I want us to try for twins tonight. Oh, and I bought you a new puppy! [Woman walks out in sparkly dress to hand 'Mina a puppy with a red bow around it's neck] 'Mina: Oh, Steve, I dont know what to say! Steve: Say you'll run away with me (in a brand new car of your choice) to (a location of your choice) tonight! 'Mina: Oh, steve! I WILL! I WILL! [Carmina's sisters cry with jealousy] [Steve, Mina, and the dogs, ride off into the sunset whilst the crowds of people follow them out into the street blowing cat-calls and applauding] Have a brilliant day!
Well, I cant top Ashleigh's scenario, so instead I just wish you the best birthday of all birthdays and that it goes exactly as you wish. *HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 'MINA!* Ooh, sparkle-sparkle.
Yay...I feel loved. I especially LOVED Ashleigh's scenario. Didn't get anything quite like that, but I got cake.