Hello familiars of WritingForums.com. My real name is in fact Chad Sanderson. I'm incredibly attractive. I am a semi-published short story author from Southern Georgia. My idols are country born writers like myself: Breece Pancake, Raymond Carver, etc. I identify with their backward way of living and deaf leper accents. My own stories are incredibly short. Usually around 1-2 pages. I'm not really into too much of the novel business, although I did try it one time and I still have the scars. Using the restroom has been difficult. I've been on a pretty slow train from literature-ville lately, and college has kept me pretty busy. But with the addition of a newfound laptop and some even more newfound time, I would like to get myself back into the business. I'm hoping to have a fun time here and meet other people who don't mind laying on the train tracks. That's not a metaphor. I enjoy laying on train tracks. Hello, and goodbye new friends. We should get acquainted soon.