Already posted some stuff elsewhere. Anyways, I'm Carlos Danger. If you're female and rate a 6.63 or higher, you can expect various private messages from me featuring some cool personal pictures. Please don't tell the press. Or congress. Or my ex. After I gave up trying to become mayor of New York, I started writing short stories. I usually write political stories or else war stories (really). I'm also thinking about starting an erotica series that will feature me and my friend Sydney Leathers and some red-hot sexting. Figure that's the sort of publicity I need these days.