Well well, and introduction always is the hardest thing to write, isn't it? Greetings oh fellow bards of the qwerty playground, I happen to be an addict of the English language, aged 22. I've been a mess of stories since I could form words, generally far-flung ones to explain things like "and just how did that get broken?" but eventually branching out to breaking imaginary things and letting imaginary people do the explaining. I write largely short scenes that connect up to nothing in particular, but am endeavouring at this late stage in my life of optional checks in on reality to learn that whole staying power lark, and actually write two scenes in a row. I felt that some company on this endeavour would be pleasant, so here we all are. I hail from New Zealand, but please, no sheep jokes. It's really very degrading to the poor woollen sods.