I'm an unpublished writer with a first novel that's almost all the way finished and with very big dreams/hopes of getting it published. Anyway, nice to meet all of you.
Well come on in then. Shut the door as it's a bit drafty outside. Welcome to WF. We've been expecting you.
lol Of course, you must understand that when I said we've been expecting you what I actually meant was we really were expecting you. Y'see, we're not really writers. No, no. This site is just a front to disguise our real identites. We're all evil psychics concentrating our thoughts looking to overthrow and take over the world as we know it. Our evil dastardly plans must not be compromised. So welcome to the rebellion (but keep shtum about all of this)! You are merely another one of us...you just dont' know it yet. But we already did. Okay I think I'm going or have already gone insane!
Welcome to the forum. If you've any Questions or need any help with anything. Please feel free to PM myself or any of the Moderator team. ~Raven.
Excellent! But stay clear of the one known as Hulls Raven. He's not real but is a glitch sent in by the matrix agents to spy on our scope of operations. He comes to you in the guise of a mentor offering help. This is a trick. Don't be fooled by him. Speaking of which, I sense he's here. Run for your life! We have been compromised!
Heres a slightly less... uh... hmmm... Lets go with insane. Yes that sounds good. Here's a slightly less insane greeting. Hello.
