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  1. bistro39

    bistro39 New Member

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    Help me write a Story!

    Discussion in 'Writing Prompts' started by bistro39, Sep 10, 2007.

    Please help me write a story!
    Rules: 1. Add no more than 8 words, not necessarily a complete sentence.
    2. Don't post twice in a row.
    3. Have fun!

    Once upon a time,
     
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    Charisma Transposon Contributor

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    There lived a charming and inquisitive woman
     
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    Who had a princess complex
     
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    And a camel
     
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    This camels name was Frieda
     
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    who was the woman's most prized possession
     
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    but it had no reproductive organs so
     
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    It couldn't embarrass the women.
     
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    Obviously the woman intended this because
     
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    she couldn't afford offspring
     
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    But she could afford Quaker Oats
     
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    Which the camel always ate.
     
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    How ironic, she thought
     
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    One day she decided to eat the camel
     
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    Smiling, she lured it into her tent
     
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    Fade to black
     
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    Because it was dark, she tripped and fell
     
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    onto the soft cushy camel hump.
     
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    "Sorry Grandma!" she exclaimed
     
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    Because the camel had sat on Grandma
     
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    and urinated, thus
     
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    But she chose to Frieda camel instead.
     
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    The UN declared puns WMD after that.
     
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