Or shy. Hello, People of Cyberspace! I come in peace! I mean you no harm! I will now cease with this format, of excessive exclamation marks. In some dimensions, these are considered inappropriately aggressive. I can tell you this: I think of my style as "off the wall" or "out of left field" or "off the wall in left field!" Think of Hunter S. Thompson meets Philip K. Dick on the ontological jousting field. I have to end this now, because otherwise I may run out of words.