I am the Walrus.

The sound of one hand clapping is cl.
Seriously. Try it.

 

No one - Dropbear, Ferret, or otherwise - will be officially considered to be The Walrus unless he or she can tell us the meaning of the Great Walrusian Phrase:
"Goob goob ga joob."


- Evelyn, who is not now, nor has she ever been, a hoopsnake

 

But if I told you that, I'd have to mind wipe you immediately afterwards, so theres really no point to it.

Unless of course I've already done, and I'm just saying I didn't to confuse you.

 

"Goob goob ga joob"?

Easy.

It means. "Ha ha, I farted!"

 

Really? I saw boob job for some reason!

 

Here we go. I found the real walrus

 

I think it is about to attack!!!

Where are the tranquilizers???

 

I think he ate them...

 

:S so what do we do now if he attacks? But he could be a she!

 

It's actually really hard to tell

How do you tell gender in a walrus?

 

Google did not present too many answers.
But I guess you look for a variation of the usual markers.

 

I have no idea !!! :S

 

This is a very silly thread.

 

Hence why I resurrected it. The thread was (and still is, really) a bit quiet.

 

Well I think the walrus is cute...although it looks vicsious!

 

Ah yes. He is very vicious.
Highly dangerous.

 

Is there any spare walrus repellant around the place????

 

It does have a menacing look to it...it's those tusks...

 

And I think he ate the repellent, too....

Erm, guys...he looks irrate. What do we do if he charges?

 

One of us has to dress up as a seductive female, to lull him into sleep.

 

yeah one of you do have to I think!!!

 

Banzai! As self-elected leader of this triumphate, i nominate you!

 

What? Well since Ferret was originally claiming to be a walrus, I think it should be him.

 

but you suggested it Frost!

 

Or alternatively, we could use this female walrus?



Whichever you prefer, really