I am the Walrus.

I know, I know. I probably crossed a line of some sort there...

 

Well then you should be the one to sort out the walrus that you brought into the forum anyways Banzai.

 

I still think Cogito should do it

 

Good luck with that

 

Why thank you


*drugs Cogito*

 

And good luck with that too! <formidable grin>

 

Would you like a drink, Cogito?

 

I think not. But feel free to offer some to the Tusked One.

 

Nah, come on! How do you take your rohypnol?

 

Sorry, I don't joke about Rohypnol.

 

Ah, okay. Apologies if I offended you, I didn't intend to.

 

No apologies needed. I just won't go down that path myself; my own individual stop sign, not trying to tell anyone else where they cannot go

 

How do you feel about horse tranquilizers then?

 

I have no horse. Wouldn't think of using tham on anything else.

 

I would


*Shoots Cogito with tranquilizer dart, and drags him over to seduce the walrus*

 

Why, Mrs. Walrusson, I do believe you are trying to seduce me.

 

(Fortunately, I am not a horse, and dodged Banzai's dart. I treat him to a dangerous smile. "You might prefer to take on the walrus yourself, rather than try that again.")

 

Oh sorry Banzai! I was trying to help but Cogito moved and well I kinda shot that tranquilzer that is sticking into your leg!!!

SORRY!

 

...I feel weird...

 

eeep! maybe I shouldn't have owned up to that straight away!!! hehehehe Cogito made me do it ya know!

 

Zzzzzz....

 

awwww you look so cute and peaceful!

(Quick shave his eyebrows off!)

 

I wouldn't do that. I can't be held responsible for what my eyebrows do...

 

Awwww fine then! I will leave them alone

 

Cogito's, on the other hand, look fairly defensive...