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  1. Garball

    Garball Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand. Supporter Contributor

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    I cheated and I feel dirty

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Garball, Aug 23, 2013.

    Being back in my old profession as a chef, I have revisited a few of the old culinary forums I should have been banned from and was out and out disgusted with the way people communicated with each other. It wasn't profanity or lack of couth; nay, it was the raping of the written word that bothered me so. There was no punctuation, capitailzation, or discernment between homophones. I feel dirty.
     
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    Wreybies The Ops Pops Operations Manager Staff Contest Administrator Supporter Contributor

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    That's a provocative statement. :) Why should you have been banned?
     
  3. Garball

    Garball Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand. Supporter Contributor

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    I've said some very bad things. I'm not very good with people.
     
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    IronPalm Banned

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    Aw, don't be so hard on yourself. You're a freaking chef, after all! Sensitivity goes about as well with that profession as being a drill sergeant.
     
  5. Garball

    Garball Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand. Supporter Contributor

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    Ahhh, the good ole days before HR
     
  6. wolfenburg

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    Drink a little more of that Makers Mark. I promise you will either feel worse or better, depending on how much you drink. But you wont feel exactly as you do right now. Cheers.
     
  7. Ghost Cat

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    I suppose that's why they are on culinary forums and not writing forums.
    In any case, perhaps you can school em'. Or at least make them feel inferior with your impecable use of capitalization and punctuation.
    Plus, there's no better way to feel than dirty! :p
     
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    Macaberz Pay it forward Contributor

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    You can never feel clean and refreshed if you don't feel dirty ever once in a while.
     
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    Too true!
     
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    Wreybies The Ops Pops Operations Manager Staff Contest Administrator Supporter Contributor

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    This is the kind of thing upon which one could construct a religion. ;)
     
  11. Ghost Cat

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    give me the mud
    rub me with grit
    blow smoke in my face
    while I sit in shit

    now take my hand
    all crusty and mean
    lather and scrub me
    love me back clean...

    (haha)
     
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    Wreybies The Ops Pops Operations Manager Staff Contest Administrator Supporter Contributor

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    ^-- Hahahaha! AWEsome. ;)
     
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