Hi. I'm glad to have passed the entrance exams for this forum. I was stumped when they asked me to count the number of cats in the picture, but I made a lucky guess, and now I'm in. Anyway, a few things about myself: I am most decidedly human, I am wont to shy away from excruciating pain, and my favorite color resides within the visible light spectrum. I'm also very bad at small talk, as you can see. My interests include, but are not limited to, self-preservation, respiration, and skiing. But I lied about skiing. Sometimes I wear clothes, but sometimes I don't, and I usually find myself in this latter state while undergoing hygienic procedures that necessitate the removal of clothing. That should be enough about myself for now. I'm delighted to become a part of the community, if it can be called a community.