. . . mostly because I end up wracking my brain for something charming and funny to say. But I'm not very charming. Actually, I'm not charming at all. That's why I use this same exact introduction . . . for EVERYTHING. Creative, right? Ha! Anyway, I'll just keep this simple. The name's Melissa. I started writing when I was eleven, in a rainbow colored Lisa Frank spiral bound notebook that my mother still makes fun of. Also, my grammar is awful. So if you're a grammar freak we should probably just avoid each other. My editor hates me. Not officially or anything. I mean, I almost always spell things right. I'm looking forward to meeting all y'all. P.S. I'm obsessed with tye-dye tshirts, so IF you have one . . . we're already best friends.