Firstly, please accept my apologies for the rather inappropriate title. I really did just drop my glasses, though. Just as I clicked to fill in the 'Title' field I felt them sliding off the top of my head. They bounced off my keyboard and dropped to my lap where they briefly implored friction for assistance before giving up moodily and falling limply to the ground. Interestingly though, I managed to type the title before they reached the carpet, so at least my typing speed has improved! Secondly, a big hello! I've had Rhuematoid Arthritis for a few years now and, being bored at home have recently decided to try my hand at writing. Like many of the newcomers to this forum I have never written in any 'official' capacity and am thus apprehensive to see what other Humans think of my work. However, fortune favours the brave and thus when I have enough posting kudos I shall endeavour to throw a few of my meagre offerings at your review boards! I hope they stick. I'll see you on the boards! Matt.